Something is living in your clothes...and it isn't you. But it *smells* better than you.
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Frubals for Insults
- Thread starter Samael_Khan
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Something is living in your clothes...and it isn't you. But it *smells* better than you.
This is an insult thread, inadequate fool !!!
All the bacteria & creepy crawlies...they's me pets.
And stop sniff'n me nether regions.
I assure you I am a *most* adequate fool. It's why they hired me as a mod, after all.
I didn't realize you kept your nether regions on your face. It was an easy mistake to make.
If you were really adequate, you'd have been able to defeat
being drafted as a mod. Even I have avoided that horror.
My achievement was avoiding management in a major corporation when there were hints and possibilities I would have the burden put on my head.
Being a mod is easy compared to low level management where many layers of management were above you making your life miserable while people who worked for you grumbled to you and about you because of what they had to put up with.
What kind of insult is that?
Get with the program, Fido!
Insult me....ya lazy, flea bitten, curbstone sit'n, all day sleep'n,
horn beep'n, yard mess'n, kibble fressen, Rin Tin Tin wannabee!
Thief
Rogue Theologian
leave it to a dumb Scot to get THAT backwards
no wait......maybe it's just the ONE Scot
Thief
Rogue Theologian
Thief
Rogue Theologian
that explains......a lot
Thief
Rogue Theologian
try this......
before you get out of bed
plant your feet ....knees up
and lift your hip
work your hip section with a shake
all jokes aside
this will give your spine a chance to reset.....BEFORE you get up
Ya know....if you studied & worked real hard, you too
could someday become an apprentice machinist.
Thief
Rogue Theologian
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Scotts!
oh....is that one ....t....?
or two?
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I've tried growing brains.
But my soil chemistry must be all wrong because they just rotted.
Could I plant yours?
It looks tiny...I wouldn't need to dig a big hole.
Thief
Rogue Theologian
Bah. That's nothing compared to the insult in action which happens in management when you suddenly find yourself with a knife in your back and everyone disparaging you.
Thus you prove you are inadequate to real world insults and only suited for kindergarden insults.
I'll buy that when you can actually come up with an insult of your own.
Some people are just so ****ing boring.
McBell
mantra-chanting henotheistic snake handler
I have not look through the thread yet, so my apologies for any repeats...
Is your butt jealous of all the crap coming out of your mouth?
Of course I talk like an idiot, how else will you understand me?
You will never be the man your mother is.
I think "dildo" is a perfectly acceptable insult. I'd call you a dick, but you are not real enough.
Is your colon aware your head has moved in?
The last time I saw something like you, I flushed it.
I've met some pricks in my time, but you are a cactus.
I have neither the time nor crayons to explain this to you.
If I wanted to kill myself I would climb to the top of your ego and jump down to your IQ.
You are fat and I am not going to sugar coat it because you would eat that too.
Looks like those penis enlargement pills are working. You are twice the dick today you were yesterday
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Of course I talk like an idiot, how else will you understand me?
You will never be the man your mother is.
I think "dildo" is a perfectly acceptable insult. I'd call you a dick, but you are not real enough.
Is your colon aware your head has moved in?
The last time I saw something like you, I flushed it.
I've met some pricks in my time, but you are a cactus.
I have neither the time nor crayons to explain this to you.
If I wanted to kill myself I would climb to the top of your ego and jump down to your IQ.
You are fat and I am not going to sugar coat it because you would eat that too.
Looks like those penis enlargement pills are working. You are twice the dick today you were yesterday
If I throw a stick, will you leave?