Flying Hoverboards! OMG!

[ShivaFan]

OMG! I want one of these! So I can dress up as the Virgin Mary with those white "neon emergency tubes" (glow lights) from Home Depot up my white skirt as passerbys shriek Hail Mary in total shock!

A Capitalist DREAM! BIG MONEY HERE! This board can fly up to 7 minutes in the sky! Been busy getting my retirement paperwork and investments but had to post this whizthingy from France.

But... could terrorists use this whizbug?

 

[Revoltingest]

Socialism would never offer such a wonderful product.
Losers!

 

[james bond]

Socialism would never offer such a wonderful product.
Losers!

And to think Obama lasted eight years.

 

[ShivaFan]

"We" are losing total control. Which might be good, we perhaps can stem the evil control freak deep state Democrats who sic politicized CIA agents on the American people at the behest of goons like Susan Rice instead of foreign enemies which actually explains why China, Russia, Brazil, North Korea, Israel, Germany and even Charles Manson all easily hacked the DNC which was too busy doing surveillance on America to notice otherwise... but ... Soon, however, our Flying Monkeys will seek our revenge.

FLY HIGH DOW 22K! We will not be stopped, even by Janet Yellen!