Father Heathen is Going to be a Father

[dawny0826]

And I'm going to be Baby Heathen's Mommy!

It's still very early and we've a long way to go. But, we felt it appropriate to share as we met here on RF.

Excited about this new adventure, which, I didn't think was in the cards for us. We move forward cautiously and hopeful.

This week, Baby Heathen is the size of a grape.

 

[Father Heathen]

We're very happy and excited! I'm looking forward to the new experience of being a daddy, although much to their dismay I told my step-daughters (jokingly) that we'll defer diaper changing to them.

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

Congratulations! That's awesome.

 

[Nietzsche]

Oh dear god no. I will pay a crackaddict to kick Mrs. Heathen in the stomach, down a flight of stairs to stop you from multiplying!


(I am kidding. I'm not nearly that wealthy. I'll just send a guy with a coathanger).

((In all seriousness, congratulations))

 

[savagewind]

YA!

 

[Debater Slayer]

We're very happy and excited! I'm looking forward to the new experience of being a daddy, although much to their dismay I told my step-daughters (jokingly) that we'll defer diaper changing to them.

Congratulations to both of you! Awesome news.

 

[MysticSang'ha]

Congratulations!

 

[Sundance]

Congratulations, you two! I'm certain that y'all will be great parents.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Congratulations, you two! I'm certain that y'all will be great parents.

Congratulations, that is super awesome!!!
Incidentally, I'm unconvinced you'll be 'great' parents, but that's only because I tend to apply the word 'survivor' to my own parenting situation...lol

 

[Father Heathen]

Congratulations, that is super awesome!!!
Incidentally, I'm unconvinced you'll be 'great' parents, but that's only because I tend to apply the word 'survivor' to my own parenting situation...lol

We're skipping diapers and going strait to potty training.

 

[Treks]

Congratulations!!

 

[The Neo Nerd]

Does the dance of joy

 

[Debater Slayer]

Bill, we have had our differences, but I have come to realize that we agree on much, much more than we disagree on. I have no doubt that you will instill great values in your future children.

Best of luck. I hope you find the experience of parenting a good one.

 

[Quagmire]

OMG guys, congrats!!

So what are you hoping for? A theist or an atheist?

Btw, what do you think of Quagmire if it's a boy, Quagmirella if it's a girl?

(just brainstorming here)

 

[Jayhawker Soule]

A sincere congratulations to both of you.

 

[Revoltingest]

I've seen your pic....you're still in your late teens, right?
I saw to it that this had extra extra chocolate.

 

[Willamena]

Congratulations, you two!

 

[StarryNightshade]

Congratulations!

 

[MD]

'And may your first child be a masuline child' Luca Brasi

A girl would be fine too

Congratulations! Given your fascination with clowns, I would suggest Father Heathen keep clown horror movies like 'It' away from your kid for a few years.

 

[dawny0826]

Congratulations, that is super awesome!!!
Incidentally, I'm unconvinced you'll be 'great' parents, but that's only because I tend to apply the word 'survivor' to my own parenting situation...lol

We're already parents to a thirteen year old & ten year old.

I've seen your pic....you're still in your late teens, right?
I saw to it that this had extra extra chocolate.

I started early.