Spiderman
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"This Earl of Oxford, making of his low obeisance to Queen Elizabeth, happened to let a Fart, at which he was so abashed and ashamed that he went to Travel [for] 7 years. On his return the Queen welcomed him home, and said, 'My Lord, I had forgot the Fart'."
Edward de Vere, 17th Earl of Oxford - Wikiquote
That said, the current Queen of England farted in public and blamed it on a nearby horse , eyewitnesses say.
Do you think people will fart in heaven? I wonder if God farts? Jesus certainly did, ( me thinks ), says I.
Edward de Vere, 17th Earl of Oxford - Wikiquote
That said, the current Queen of England farted in public and blamed it on a nearby horse , eyewitnesses say.
Do you think people will fart in heaven? I wonder if God farts? Jesus certainly did, ( me thinks ), says I.