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Dr. Girlfriend dead

Engyo

Engyo

Prince of Dorkness!
Doctor trying to get into boyfriend's house dies in chimney
Associated Press
Aug. 31, 2010, 3:21PM

BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — Police say a California doctor apparently tried to get into the home of the man she had been dating by sliding down the chimney. Her decomposing body was found there days later.

Police Sgt. Mary DeGeare says investigators do not suspect foul play in the death of Dr. Jacquelyn Kotarac.

Authorities say the 49-year-old apparently climbed on the roof Wednesday night, removed the chimney cap and slid feet first down the flue after unsuccessfully trying to get into the house other ways.

DeGeare says the man whom Kotarac was pursuing had left the home unnoticed to avoid a confrontation.

The body went undiscovered for several days until someone noticed odors coming from the fireplace.

Firefighters dismantled the chimney Saturday to remove the body.

Doctor trying to get into boyfriend's house dies in chimney | News Bizarre | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle
 
Reptillian

Reptillian

Hamburgler Extraordinaire
Thats so aweful, what a horrible way to die...stuck in a chimney, probably screaming for help... :(
 
Revoltingest

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
When you decide it's time to go, try not to re-enact an old Gahan Wilson cartoon.
(You know....the one where they're cleaning out a chimney flue, & Santa's dessicated corpse pops out.)
 
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angellous_evangellous

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Revoltingest said:
At least he didn't build a fire.
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It's the middle of the summer. I suppose he just closed the flute, allowing less airflow so she could suffocate or dehydrate quicker.

I just don't see how he or the neighbors could live with the smell. He must have really hated her, assuming that he was at home.
 
Revoltingest

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
angellous_evangellous said:
It's the middle of the summer. I suppose he just closed the flute, allowing less airflow so she could suffocate or dehydrate quicker.

I just don't see how he or the neighbors could live with the smell. He must have really hated her, assuming that he was at home.
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No...if he really hated her, he'd play a continuous mix of Barry Manilow, Willie Nelson,
Slim Whitman, Chinese opera & The Osmond Brothers for her while she slowly perished.
 
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angellous_evangellous

Guest
Revoltingest said:
No...if he really hated her, he'd play a continuous mix of Barry Manilow, Willie Nelson,
Slim Whitman, Chinese opera & The Osmond Brothers for her while she slowly perished.
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That would have been a favor.
 
Wirey

Wirey

Fartist
Sweet merciful crap! Am I the only one who wonders what kind of genius doctor thought this was a good idea?
 
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angellous_evangellous

Guest
Wirey said:
Sweet merciful crap! Am I the only one who wonders what kind of genius doctor thought this was a good idea?
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That's what I was thinking.

This is the best case for malpractice if ever there was one.
 
Revoltingest

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Wirey said:
Sweet merciful crap! Am I the only one who wonders what kind of genius doctor thought this was a good idea?
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It was a good plan....& going well until she got stuck.

angellous_evangellous said:
That's what I was thinking.
This is the best case for malpractice if ever there was one.
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Well....it didn't say she was a medical doctor. Maybe she's one of those pompous types who puts "Dr" in front of her
name even though she has a PhD in theology or women's studies. I'm sure it's not for chimney sweeping though.
 
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