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Does Jesus Talk To You?
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Father Heathen
Veteran Member
Brown. 8.5 LBS.
Wandered Off
Sporadic Driveby Member
All I got was a parable and some really vague visions about the future... maybe something about a wombat 
I don't think it was meant to be taken literally.
I don't think it was meant to be taken literally.
Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
All I got was a parable and some really vague visions about the future... maybe something about a wombat
Sounds like you ate a bad oyster.
Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
Smith, 7 lbs. 7 oz.
slave2six
Substitious
OK. You get a free frubal just for being hilarious.All I got was a parable and some really vague visions about the future... maybe something about a wombat
The rest of you apparently aren't praying hard enough.
sandy whitelinger
Veteran Member
He says he doesn't want to talk about that. Why are you wasting His time? Call Him yourself. His number is Jeremiah 33:3.
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Green Gaia
Veteran Member
Isn't Jeremiah in the OT? Jesus didn't show up until the NT.
Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
Just went with the most common last name in the U.S. (assuming your mother was born in the U.S.), and the average birth weight of a male in the U.S. (assuming your father is male).
Not likely to be correct, but still gave me a far better shot at getting the correct answer than talking to an imaginary friend.
In the language of God, your mother's maiden name is FuuuuuuUUUuuuuurp. Your father's birth weight was 14858 in the divine units of measurement for weight.
joshua3886
Great Purple Hippo
Your mother's maiden name is "Jolie" and your father's birth weight was 7 lbs 6 oz.