Did God just give me a big middle finger?

[Jonatron5]

This is going to sound both petty and silly, however this is a true story and I'm legitimetly curious about what you guys and gals think.

So I have a part time job to help put myself through college at the campus golfcourse. On Thursday, I was working out at the course and I realized that I had dropped my phone somewhere on the course, I spent all day looking for it but I didn't find anything. Desperate not to have to go home and tell my parents I ruined a very expensive personal item from my sheer clumsiness, I Prayed to God, that if he let me find my phone I would quit masturbating for 2 weeks. Well the very next day I found my phone just randomly laying on the golf course, Ok sweet no problem. But today on Sunday, I was carving a pumpkin and I dropped my phone onto the concrete and it shattered beyond repair.....

Am I still bound by my offer?
Does God even care about masturbation?

 

[McBell]

This is going to sound both petty and silly, however this is a true story and I'm legitimetly curious about what you guys and gals think.

So I have a part time job to help put myself through college at the campus golfcourse. On Thursday, I was working out at the course and I realized that I had dropped my phone somewhere on the course, I spent all day looking for it but I didn't find anything. Desperate not to have to go home and tell my parents I ruined a very expensive personal item from my sheer clumsiness, I Prayed to God, that if he let me find my phone I would quit masturbating for 2 weeks. Well the very next day I found my phone just randomly laying on the golf course, Ok sweet no problem. But today on Sunday, I was carving a pumpkin and I dropped my phone onto the concrete and it shattered beyond repair.....

Am I still bound by my offer?
Does God even care about masturbation?

Based upon the terms of the agreement, yes, you are bound to stop masturbating for two weeks.

 

[Aštra’el]

I'm sure your programmer understands your programming.

 

[Rival]

You ruined it by supporting a pagan holiday, duh. 'Tis the season to be trolly, troll-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

 

[_nameX]

it is a sign, you care too much for possesions.

 

[Talmai]

I kindly suggest you talk to your pastor about these things. He or she will know how to answer your questions.