Chocoholic's Annonymous

[BeckyRose1998]

My name is Becky, and I'm a chocoholic.
I NEED chocolate, and if I don't have it, I go insane
There was this one time I was chewing on a Milky Way and some kid came out of nowhere and stole it. That kid was never found.
Will you help me with my problem?

 

[Revoltingest]

The only help I can offer is to suggest better chocolate.

 

[4consideration]

I will help you, Becky.

Revoltingest, do not send that chocolate to Becky. Send it to me.

(You're welcome.)

 

[Revoltingest]

I will help you, Becky.
Revoltingest, do not send that chocolate to Becky. Send it to me.
(You're welcome.)

I'll scan it & send it to you in a PM.

 

[Revoltingest]

Btw, I must warn Becky.
In my experience, if you eat this chocolate, it will go straight to my thighs.

 

[Brickjectivity]

You need a higher power, such as coffee.

 

[Revoltingest]

Baconated coffee.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Vanilla-nated dark chocolatey prayer chocolates

 

[BeckyRose1998]

Baconated coffee.

Mmm...baconated coffee...

 

[illykitty]

Hi, my name's illy,
My love of chocolate has been long and so complicated. I've desired it's sweet taste and caress in my mouth and yet been hating it too. It hurts me (toothache) but I still want it!
How do I get over chocolate!?

P.S. had a chocolate mug cake yesterday, it was so tasty and dirty and I loved it!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Try chewing celery and clove to help with the pain. Chocolate is a bitter herb with sugar added. Bitter herbs stimulate the appetite, so try working some other ones into your diet to help other foods compete with the chocolate. Or you could just abandon yourself to the chocolate.

 

[Horrorble]

*points gun at everyone
Empty your pockets and give me your chocolate now! Everything you've got!

 

[Revoltingest]

*points gun at everyone
Empty your pockets and give me your chocolate now! Everything you've got!

You couldn't carry all the lovely chocolate I gots!
I buy it wholesale!
But were you here, I'd ensure that you had your fill of 73.5% El Rey.
It's the best. Dump the rest!

 

[ChristineES]

I am Christine and I am chocoholic. Not that it really matters, I've learned to control my chocolate intake. Besides, I can stop whenever I want to. Problem is, I never want to.

 

[Revoltingest]

My name is Revoltingest, & I am a chocoholic.
I've been clean for 10 minutes.

 

[Revoltingest]

I just fell off the wagon.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I have a chocolate skeleton. If I don't eat chocolate continually my bones will melt.

 

[Me Myself]

I am to ge t dark chocolate today.

I blame this thread.