Ok, so now to the moral argument for Satanism. In the first post i showed how God is shown to be greatly immoral (with what we should all consider "our" moral principles) in the Bible. But throughout the bible "Satan is guilty of just three main misdemeanors.
First, according to a passage which sets the moral tone of the Bible, Satan -in the guise of a serpent- tempts Eve with the forbidden fruit of moral enlightenment, fruit from what is described as 'the tree of knowledge of good and evil.' One might have thought it a good thing for Satan thus to start her on the path to moral education. But God didn't want her eyes to be 'opened,' as Gen.3:5 puts it; he wanted blind obedience. And so God responds in typical fashion. Not only does he punish Eve for an act that she didn't know was wrong until after she'd performed it. He also punishes Adam, and all their descendants, including you and me. He imposes on us all the burden of what theologians call Original Sin: he sees to it that none of us can start life with a clean slate.
Satan appears next in 1 Chronicles where he plays the very same role that was assigned to God in 2 Samuel. So wherein lies his wrong this time? If it is good enough for God to order David's census-taking, can it be evil for Satan to do so?
Satan's third appearance is in the book of Job where he makes life difficult for God's protege. But that, it should be noted, is only because God had issued him a challenge to do so.
Thereafter, Satan does almost nothing of a dubious nature except for tempting God himself, in the person of Jesus, during his forty days in the desert-an exercise doomed to futility. What is remarkable, in light of the bad press Satan has subsequently suffered, is that Satan, unlike God, doesn't violate a single one of the important moral principles"1 through 5.
(quote taken from pages 141-142 of "The Impossibility of God")