British Queens offers to restore British rule to the USA

[Jedster]

LONDON (The Borowitz Report)—In an unexpected televised address on Saturday, Queen Elizabeth II offered to restore British rule over the United States of America.

Full article at
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/boro...rs-to-restore-british-rule-over-united-states

 

[Revoltingest]

When I saw the title, "queens" to me suggested a plurality of men in fancy dresses.

 

[Reggie Miller]

When I saw the title, "queens" to me suggested a plurality of men in fancy dresses.

Me, too. Hahahaha

 

[Revoltingest]

Me, too. Hahahaha

You know what they say about great minds!

 

[Reggie Miller]

Oh yeah...

When you get up in the morning and the light is hurt your head
The first thing you do when you get up out of bed
Is hit that streets a-runnin' and try to beat the masses
And go get yourself some cheap sunglasses
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

 

[Rival]

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Brexit --> Have Trump 'elected' --> Empire

Britain, your plan has worked.

 

[Wu Wei]

Interesting...but false

Snopes: Queen Be- The Queen has not urged Americans to write in her name on Election Day in order to transition the U.S. back to British rule.

 

[Brickjectivity]

That would have been poor diplomatic relations. What would President Trump think?

 

[Reggie Miller]

Neither the queen, nor the press or our government can be trusted to tell the truth. I feel sure President Washington has not only rolled over in his grave but has wished that his bones will rot away faster.