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Be Careful Around Those Emotional Support Animals

Discussion in 'Consumer Affairs' started by Revoltingest, Feb 27, 2019.

  1. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Libertarian Capitalist Atheist Bokononist
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    Oh, a pitbull. Of course.
     
  3. Quagmire

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    My emotional support crocodile would never do anything like that (leave all that evidence I mean).
     
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    Anyone want an emotional (whatever that is) support cyberman?
     
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  5. Vinayaka

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    What's Crocky's name?
     
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    Ironically, it is in fact Crocky.
     
  7. Vinayaka

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    I'm a prophet! I don't have an emotional support animal. Just fake ones.
     
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    Fake ones are easier to clean up after.
     
  9. Vinayaka

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    That depends.
     
  10. Revoltingest

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    Short for.....
    Crocky Bitey Swallowchild.
     
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  11. Vinayaka

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    I know.
    Just the term for it...."emotional support pitbull" suggests that things have gotten out of hand.
     
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    here's my emotional support animal

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  14. Vinayaka

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    What's his/her name?
     
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    Okay, he's not so much an emotional support animal as hired protection...and actually I'm not sure if it's a he or she...goes by Wolvy...
     
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    Gotta be a 'she'. How much do you pay her?
     
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    as many of my neighboring predators and competitors as she can catch...which is a lot...
     
  19. Revoltingest

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    I suspect that airports & airlines never wanted to be so permissive.
    But they feared lawyers representing the victim olympians.
    A case like this provides a shield to make things more reasonable.
     
  20. Vinayaka

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    hmmm ... Michigan Wolverines, reminds me of Michigan. I wonder if we know anyone in Michigan you can sic her on .. hmm ... Nobody coming to mind, jest yet.
     
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