Post your own idea, an example to kick things off:
It's a great day at [company name here], where the foremost goal is to make our customers smile. Your call may be monitored for quality assurance purposes. If you know your party's extension, please enter it now.
Main Menu: For sales, press one. For billing, press two. For customer service, press three.
[rings once after selection]
All customer service representatives are busy assisting other customers. Your call will be answered in the order in which it was recieved. There are currently [robot voice] "forty-six" callers ahead of you. If you'd like to leave a callback number, please press one. Or, stay on the line for the next available customer service representative.
[pre-recorded advertisement, with musak in the background]
Did you know, that if you pay your net 30 account on time you will receive a 1% discount? It is the least we can do in exchange for your dedication to ripoffs, unwarranted insults, rude behavior, dirty deeds, borderline criminal activity, and late shipments.
[late 70's/early 80's television theme song musak]
It's a great day at [company name here], where the foremost goal is to make our customers smile. Your call may be monitored for quality assurance purposes. If you know your party's extension, please enter it now.
Main Menu: For sales, press one. For billing, press two. For customer service, press three.
[rings once after selection]
All customer service representatives are busy assisting other customers. Your call will be answered in the order in which it was recieved. There are currently [robot voice] "forty-six" callers ahead of you. If you'd like to leave a callback number, please press one. Or, stay on the line for the next available customer service representative.
[pre-recorded advertisement, with musak in the background]
Did you know, that if you pay your net 30 account on time you will receive a 1% discount? It is the least we can do in exchange for your dedication to ripoffs, unwarranted insults, rude behavior, dirty deeds, borderline criminal activity, and late shipments.
[late 70's/early 80's television theme song musak]