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Discussion in 'Member Announcements' started by Revoltingest, Jun 8, 2019.

  1. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Greased up & ready for action!
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    Currently taking a break from my break.
     
  2. Quagmire

    Quagmire Imaginary talking monkey
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    Have a nice break from your break then!
     
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  3. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Greased up & ready for action!
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    It's fine so far.
    I'm avoiding more inane arguments than usual.
     
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  4. Dan From Smithville

    Dan From Smithville Well-Known Member
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    My crankshaft is bigger than your crankshaft?
     
  5. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Greased up & ready for action!
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    You have only one?
    I do have some big'ns.
     
  6. Dan From Smithville

    Dan From Smithville Well-Known Member
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    Here is a list of inane topics I just made up. When things get inane, you can try and interject these into the conversation.

    1. Is your firing order not what it used to be?
    2. Here's how WD40 can be used to penetrate obtuse political positions.
    3. A wheelchair can easily be retrofitted to mount a 350 Chevy small block on it.
    4. Which Deep Purple song do you like better? Highway Star or Space Truckin'?
    5. You can you cook a chicken on the exhaust manifold of a 426 Hemi in a 1969 Dodge Charger RT/SE.
    6. Cam shafts. Who needs em?
     
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  7. Dan From Smithville

    Dan From Smithville Well-Known Member
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    I only need the one. I got a Dana 60 rear end though.
     
  8. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Greased up & ready for action!
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    Does Dana know?
     
  9. Dan From Smithville

    Dan From Smithville Well-Known Member
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    She is getting suspicious, but I keep telling her its all about the gearing.
     
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  10. Wirey

    Wirey Fartist

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    I heard he signed on as Heidi Klum’s personal masseuse.
     
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    We've been posting naked while you were gone.
     
  12. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Greased up & ready for action!
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    Yes, even I could hear God cry.
     
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  13. Shadow Wolf

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    WD-40 + lighter = what obtuse political positions?
     
  14. Dan From Smithville

    Dan From Smithville Well-Known Member
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    Used to use that in college to get roaches out of the dorm room. Same principle. Same target.
     
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  15. Dan From Smithville

    Dan From Smithville Well-Known Member
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    Oh. I see. I will defining that to another thread, but those driven by fundamentalist, anti-intellectual views jumps to mind.
     
  16. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    I though you were advertising for an internet company, how wrong was that?

    Away you say??? So who have i been taking the mick out of all week?
     
  17. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    Thats not what i heard ;-)
     
  18. Dan From Smithville

    Dan From Smithville Well-Known Member
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    Really, it is all about the gearing.
     
  19. Shadow Wolf

    Shadow Wolf Crazy Diamond

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    And, tragically, about as equally nigh impossible to get rid of.
     
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  20. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    And hear was me thinking it was all about reciprocal motion, thrust and stroke
     
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