Ark Encounter Sues Insurers for Not Covering $1,000,000 Worth of . . . . . . . Rain Damage

[Dan From Smithville]

Gasoline....87 octane (the cheap stuff).

Thanks for clearing that up. I was afraid I was going to have to ask Mr Owl and I am all out of tootsie pops.

How are the obscure references working?

 

[Revoltingest]

That is what Mr Minivan uses too. Works fine.

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I wonder if Mr Van & Mr Minivan are distantly related?

 

[Revoltingest]

Thanks for clearing that up. I was afraid I was going to have to ask Mr Owl and I am all out of tootsie pops.

How are the obscure references working?

Obscure?
Hah!
Only to young whippersnappers.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I wonder if Mr Van & Mr Minivan are distantly related?

It is possible. Is Mr Van an American Van? Is he comin' to our town? Will he help us party down? Is he an American Van?

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Obscure?
Hah!
Only to young whippersnappers.

So you got that one!

 

[Revoltingest]

It is possible. Is Mr Van an American Van? Is he comin' to our town? Will he help us party down? Is he an American Van?

He's a Chevy cutaway van with a Utilimaster body.
Your town...unlikely. What town?

 

[Dan From Smithville]

He's a Chevy cutaway van with a Utilimaster body.
Your town...unlikely. What town?

A play on "We're an American Band" by Grand Funk Railroad.

Mr Minivan is a 2016 Dodge Grand Caravan R/T. Nothing special. The R/T used to mean something on Dodges, but now it means you get some cooler looking wheels.