A Good Thread

[JustGeorge]

Here it is! Just what you've been waiting for!

A good thread at last!

Now, what's it about?

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[ChristineM]

It's 18:30 on new year's day, the children are all out partying and not expected home until at least 22:00. Sprawled out on the settee with Paul. Listening to Life by Misadventure by Rag'n'Bone Man. One of us will have to get up soon to change the CD and add a couple of logs to the fire.
All is good.

 

[JustGeorge]

It's 18:30 on new year's day, the children are all out partying and not expected home until at least 22:00. Sprawled out on the settee with Paul. Listening to Life by Misadventure by Rag'n'Bone Man. One of us will have to get up soon to change the CD and add a couple of logs to the fire.
All is good.

Enjoy your lovely evening.

 

[Heyo]

Now, what's it about?

42.

 

[JustGeorge]

Its dark out!

That means it'll be bedtime soon!

 

[Eddi]

I just got back in from the dogs' late night pooh walk

They both did a wee wee and a pooh pooh so it was a great success

It was raining very heavily so when we got back in we were drenched

I think this thread should be about taking dogs out so they can pee and pooh

 

[sun rise]

It's about Marvin's last words after reading God's Final Message to His Creation. What is God's final message that caused Marvin to say "I think... I feel good about it" before he dies for the very last time?

Spoiler: God's final message

"We apologise for the inconvenience."

 

[JustGeorge]

I just let my dogs out, and they poo and pee in the yard.

Its split into 'dog side' and 'people side' so people don't step in dog poop. They also tear up the grass, and I got tired of having an entire yard full of mud. We put mulch on their side to help with the mud, and to break down the dog poop.

Sometime I dig a hole and rake any large piles of poop into it, and bury it again.

 

[JustGeorge]

Why am I not surprised a good thread didn't last long?

 

[John53]

 

[Dan From Smithville]

What did this thread end up being about?

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I just let my dogs out, and they poo and pee in the yard.

Its split into 'dog side' and 'people side' so people don't step in dog poop. They also tear up the grass, and I got tired of having an entire yard full of mud. We put mulch on their side to help with the mud, and to break down the dog poop.

Sometime I dig a hole and rake any large piles of poop into it, and bury it again.

Who let the dogs out?

 

[JustGeorge]

Who let the dogs out?

Usually me.

One of the dogs will no longer come in unless I'm the one that opens the door. I have no idea why. She also won't eat unless I'm the one that feeds her.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I've been in a jam, or two. But it wasn't delicious blackcurrant jam. That's one of the best jams to be in. Of course, if you want your cake and to eat it too, you have to go with lemon curd. It's not a jam. It can be eaten indictment-free.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Usually me.

One of the dogs will no longer come in unless I'm the one that opens the door. I have no idea why. She also won't eat unless I'm the one that feeds her.

Symbiosis.

 

[JustGeorge]

Symbiosis.

But what's the advantage of being stuck outside because its my son at the door, or being hungry all night because my husband's the one that put the food in front of her?

It doesn't seem beneficial.

 

[John53]

Usually me.

One of the dogs will no longer come in unless I'm the one that opens the door. I have no idea why. She also won't eat unless I'm the one that feeds her.

You are top dog.

 

[JustGeorge]

You are top dog.

That's so much vvork...

 

[Dan From Smithville]

But what's the advantage of being stuck outside because its my son at the door, or being hungry all night because my husband's the one that put the food in front of her?

It doesn't seem beneficial.

That's why we don't let dogs do biology. They have trouble with basic concepts and they can only say Ruth, Roof and Rough to every question.