1. When I was in the fifth grade, I unintentionally started something of a riot in the schoolyard. A bunch of kids even tried tipping over a portable classroom that day.
2. The first website that I ever created was on a now defunct site called Maxpages.
3. I had a fascination with the aesthetics of the Third Reich beginning in the fifth grade and lasting until maybe my last year in high school.
4. Karl Kronen was my favorite villain when I was in my late teens.
5. I frequently ate Taco Bell food when I was a teen.
6. She who was my first kiss was also the one I lost it to. Sounds sweet, yeah?
7. I was the only kid I knew in high school who listened to black metal.
8. When I was in the ninth grade, I co-founded a secret society of an occult nature.
9. I've read both The Iliad and The Odyssey.
10. I've also read The Aeneid and Ovid's The Metamorphoses.
11. I am 5'6," which is not tall for an American male.
12. I once confessed to a female friend that I sometimes fantasized about her. She was flattered.
13. When I was 24, I informally converted to Christianity and was later baptized by infusion (pouring of the water).
14. Before I left Christianity, I was serious about becoming a minister.
15. When the ecclesial people who would decide if I could get into becoming a minister turned me down, I realized that I just wanted to do it in order to remain committed to a religion that deep down I no longer believed in.
16. I'm an ovo-lacto-vegetarian, teetotaler, and nonsmoker.
17. I have erotic/sexual dreams only once or twice a year.
18. Too many days of sunshine make me miserable.
19. I've perused ONA websites that have been defunct for years. One of them was the Temple 88 site.
20. When I was in kindergarten, I won a contest that resulted in riding an elephant at the circus.
21. People sometimes ask me where I am from when they hear me speak.
22. I'm told that I am very talented when it comes to armpit noises.
23. I use a bottle bidet.
24. I've never had a tattoo or piercing.
2. The first website that I ever created was on a now defunct site called Maxpages.
3. I had a fascination with the aesthetics of the Third Reich beginning in the fifth grade and lasting until maybe my last year in high school.
4. Karl Kronen was my favorite villain when I was in my late teens.
5. I frequently ate Taco Bell food when I was a teen.
6. She who was my first kiss was also the one I lost it to. Sounds sweet, yeah?
7. I was the only kid I knew in high school who listened to black metal.
8. When I was in the ninth grade, I co-founded a secret society of an occult nature.
9. I've read both The Iliad and The Odyssey.
10. I've also read The Aeneid and Ovid's The Metamorphoses.
11. I am 5'6," which is not tall for an American male.
12. I once confessed to a female friend that I sometimes fantasized about her. She was flattered.
13. When I was 24, I informally converted to Christianity and was later baptized by infusion (pouring of the water).
14. Before I left Christianity, I was serious about becoming a minister.
15. When the ecclesial people who would decide if I could get into becoming a minister turned me down, I realized that I just wanted to do it in order to remain committed to a religion that deep down I no longer believed in.
16. I'm an ovo-lacto-vegetarian, teetotaler, and nonsmoker.
17. I have erotic/sexual dreams only once or twice a year.
18. Too many days of sunshine make me miserable.
19. I've perused ONA websites that have been defunct for years. One of them was the Temple 88 site.
20. When I was in kindergarten, I won a contest that resulted in riding an elephant at the circus.
21. People sometimes ask me where I am from when they hear me speak.
22. I'm told that I am very talented when it comes to armpit noises.
23. I use a bottle bidet.
24. I've never had a tattoo or piercing.
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