2020 predictions: joke section

[sun rise]

I predict the House and the Senate will turn into the Taiwanese parliament to settle future disputes

then they might actually be able to accomplish something

Perhaps return to the Code Duello. Just think of how people would respond to seeing this on the nightly news

Or perhaps this:

 

[Stevicus]

I predict one of two things will happen. One is pigs flying. The other is all of the media deciding to just report the news not spin it for political reasons nor overhype it to get people excited, fearful and angry.

So I'm looking forward to pigs in the sky.

Here ya go:

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Here ya go:

at least it's not the one where he's weeing all the way home...