The esteemed RF Nobel Committee, comprised of expert judges @Debater Slayer, @Debater Slayer, and their consultant, @Debater Slayer, have decided the 2016 RF Nobel winners! The list is as follows:
@Wirey: RF Nobel Suavity Prize, for having extraordinary communication skills, especially with women. (The panel is trying to say that with a straight face. How you doin', by the way?)
@Sunstone: RF Nobel Erotica Prize, for being the sexiest and most erotic member of RF. That, of course, is due to the fact that he used a nude portrait as his avatar. The panel doesn't know what he himself looks like... yet.
@4consideration: RF Nobel Prize for... no good reason. The panel just likes you (and by that I mean Debater Slayer likes you; he's kinda big on nepotism, you know).
@Terese: RF Nobel Trickster Prize. Let's call her Mother Terese as a show of gratitude toward her successful attempt to impersonate Krishna by using his picture as her avatar.
@Quetzal: RF Nobel Geek Prize. Congratulations! We will send the prize money to your home in space so that you can celebrate there. We'll use UPS. (So you don't have to blame us when the money doesn't get there.)
@Rival: RF Nobel Creativity Prize. For always being able to come up with a way to annoy people and be whiny (excluding your cute avatars, like that wolf).
@Revoltingest: RF Nobel Patience Prize. Because I have no idea how the hell you're still here after participating so much in comparing Trump and Hillary and trying to win that "Last Post Is the Winner!" thread. (Good luck at winning it though, even if that doesn't happen in my lifetime.)
Congratulations to the winners! If you don't find your name above, please just contact Debater Slayer at 000-111-222, his personal free hotline, and he will try to sort things out for you. He only accepts payments in Egyptian pounds, however. (And there's no guarantee which Nobel Prize you'll get from him either. You'll definitely get one if you contact him though.)
... oh, crap... I forgot to give myself one of the prizes. Oh well. Next time. I can't be bothered to bribe myself now.
@Wirey: RF Nobel Suavity Prize, for having extraordinary communication skills, especially with women. (The panel is trying to say that with a straight face. How you doin', by the way?)
@Sunstone: RF Nobel Erotica Prize, for being the sexiest and most erotic member of RF. That, of course, is due to the fact that he used a nude portrait as his avatar. The panel doesn't know what he himself looks like... yet.
@4consideration: RF Nobel Prize for... no good reason. The panel just likes you (and by that I mean Debater Slayer likes you; he's kinda big on nepotism, you know).
@Terese: RF Nobel Trickster Prize. Let's call her Mother Terese as a show of gratitude toward her successful attempt to impersonate Krishna by using his picture as her avatar.
@Quetzal: RF Nobel Geek Prize. Congratulations! We will send the prize money to your home in space so that you can celebrate there. We'll use UPS. (So you don't have to blame us when the money doesn't get there.)
@Rival: RF Nobel Creativity Prize. For always being able to come up with a way to annoy people and be whiny (excluding your cute avatars, like that wolf).
@Revoltingest: RF Nobel Patience Prize. Because I have no idea how the hell you're still here after participating so much in comparing Trump and Hillary and trying to win that "Last Post Is the Winner!" thread. (Good luck at winning it though, even if that doesn't happen in my lifetime.)
Congratulations to the winners! If you don't find your name above, please just contact Debater Slayer at 000-111-222, his personal free hotline, and he will try to sort things out for you. He only accepts payments in Egyptian pounds, however. (And there's no guarantee which Nobel Prize you'll get from him either. You'll definitely get one if you contact him though.)
... oh, crap... I forgot to give myself one of the prizes. Oh well. Next time. I can't be bothered to bribe myself now.
