Spiderman
Veteran Member
How could a person enjoy masturbation under such circumstances?
Pastor Orders Men to Only Think About Jesus While Masturbating
Pastor Orders Men to Only Think About Jesus While Masturbating
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Pastor orders men to think about Jesus while masturbating
- Thread starter Spiderman
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I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that it seems possible the good pastor does not have it in mind for his congregation to enjoy masturbation...
Subduction Zone
Veteran Member
Subduction Zone
Veteran Member
Yep, spoofing Westboro Baptist Church.
Buddha Dharma
Dharma Practitioner
I was about to say- what? 
dfnj
Well-Known Member
Are they saying if you love Jesus it makes you gay? Sure sounds like it.
Father Heathen
Veteran Member
Ah, Good ol' Landover Baptist. Internet Classic.
Buddha Dharma
Dharma Practitioner
Buddha Dharma
Dharma Practitioner
I love Pastor Deacon Fred's sermons. They're just...so insightful
dfnj
Well-Known Member
I have often wondered about something with Christianity along these lines...
When I was in my twenties hundreds of years ago I met a Muslim guy about the same age as me. He ask me about my religion. I said I guess cultural I grew up a Christian. He asked me, "do you drink blood?" I thought that was funny.
Is that article about the Second Coming?
Spiderman
Veteran Member
Buddha Dharma
Dharma Practitioner
I find it odd that a worldview requiring all it's male adherents to love the male founder more than their spouse can be so dead set against homosexuality...
dfnj
Well-Known Member
Yeah. There is a lot suspicious behavior. These priests are still only human.
I tend to think of my wife as my sacred holy temple of worship since she gave birth to my children.
At first, when looking at new threads and seeing this topic, I was all prepared to jump on here and refute the premise of the title...
But after clicking it and reading the rest of the title, I found the subject to be perfectly legit.
But after clicking it and reading the rest of the title, I found the subject to be perfectly legit.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber
Landover Baptist Church, fake news before it was called fake, and in hindsight a pretty nasty warning that people will believe satire as real news.