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Your Most Ridiculous Love Affair?

Draka

Wonder Woman
All of my affairs seemed to involve a lot of laughter. And some pointing.
I would hope that you would at least be doing some of the pointing. :D

That's one of the things I liked about my seal: she couldn't point very well with those flippers of hers and it's hard to tell laughter from the regular barking.
They point with their nose. In fact, don't they seem to have a natural attraction between their noses and balls?
 

Kathryn

It was on fire when I laid down on it.
I would hope that you would at least be doing some of the pointing. :D

They point with their nose. In fact, don't they seem to have a natural attraction between their noses and balls?


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Wannabe Yogi

Well-Known Member
Mine was with a ballerina who danced with the SF Ballet. My word Ballerinas are so old when it comes to food. I could not deal with all the food rituals. The rituals had nothing t do with sex just food. All fruit had to be put on like this alter like area. It also had to be eaten in the order of placement on the alter. All of her Ballerina friends had issues around food. It did give me a great appreciation of the physical sacrifices that folks need to make to reach that level of physical greatness.
 

Quagmire

Imaginary talking monkey
Staff member
Premium Member
I would hope that you would at least be doing some of the pointing. :D

They point with their nose. In fact, don't they seem to have a natural attraction between their noses and balls?

Not just an attraction, more like an appetite.

Yeah, I don't think it's something they should be teaching kids in sex ed.
 

MysticSang'ha

Big Squishy Hugger
Premium Member
One year while the circus was in town, I had an affair with one of the clowns. Our liaisons lasted about two weeks.

Have fun guessing what it was like.
 

Father Heathen

Veteran Member
Can it be with someone I wasn't dating? Hmmm....

I was at my best friend, Caitlin's 15th birthday party. And a 19 year old liked me...so he kissed me and Caitlin walked in when he did. It was ridiculous because he was 19.

If by "ridiculous" you mean totally creepy, disturbing and potentially dangerous. Aren't you 12? That's the sort of thing you report to a trusted adult, not an internet forum. It's also disturbing how this thread went for 4 pages without anyone addressing the elephant in the room.
 
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rageoftyrael

Veritas
Father Heathen, i think she's 15 or 16. She did say it was her best friends 15th birthday. Not only that, but her mother is on this site. I imagine her mother knew about it. Why would we say anything about it? It's in the past. She's just saying something that happened. Not much of an elephant, bud.
 

Kathryn

It was on fire when I laid down on it.
Whew, when I was 13 an 18 year old gave me a kissing lesson I will never forget. And one which has served me well since then!

Buff football player in a white wife beater t-shirt and jean, cab of an old beat up truck, hot summer day, country road, "Sweet Home Alabama" on the radio...good times, good times.

Now - that's as far as it went, so I don't believe any laws were broken but hey, it's one of my fondest memories.
 

Father Heathen

Veteran Member
Whew, when I was 13 an 18 year old gave me a kissing lesson I will always remember very fondly. And one which has served me well since then!

When you're grandchildren are 12/13, you won't mind if 18/19 year olds giving them that sort of physical attention?
 

Kathryn

It was on fire when I laid down on it.
When you're grandchildren are 12/13, you won't mind if 18/19 year olds giving them that sort of physical attention?

Well, I don't know about anyone else but somewhere between 12 and 13 I grew about 5 inches in height and went from a washboard chest to 36-24-36 measurements (not an exaggeration).

In his defense, I don't think he knew how old I was. I didn't look 13 (and a HALF!). I believe I told him I was 15 if the truth be known.
 

Father Heathen

Veteran Member
Father Heathen, i think she's 15 or 16. She did say it was her best friends 15th birthday. Not only that, but her mother is on this site. I imagine her mother knew about it. Why would we say anything about it? It's in the past. She's just saying something that happened. Not much of an elephant, bud.

Her profile says 14. So you don't think a 19 year old making advances on a ≤14 year old is concerning, "bud"?
 

Father Heathen

Veteran Member
Well, I don't know about anyone else but somewhere between 12 and 13 I grew about 5 inches in height and went from a washboard chest to 36-24-36 measurements (not an exaggeration).

In his defense, I don't think he knew how old I was. I didn't look 13 (and a HALF!). I believe I told him I was 15 if the truth be known.

That didn't really answer my question, but okay.
 

9Westy9

Sceptic, Libertarian, Egalitarian
Premium Member
When I was 17 I asked out someone who was 12/13. Judge me all you want.
 

Kathryn

It was on fire when I laid down on it.
Her profile says 14. So you don't think a 19 year old making advances on a ≤14 year old is concerning, "bud"?


I'd say it totally depends on other factors. Was it a kiss in public, like a New Years Eve kiss? Was her mom around? Did he make any other sort of inappropriate advances? Was it a joke? Is her profile correct? I thought she was 15 myself also but I could be wrong.

Honestly, I don't think JUST A KISS is that big a deal between a 15 year old and a 19 year old. Would I encourage them to DATE? No - because no 15 year old of mine would be allowed to go on one on one dates or have a 19 year old boyfriend over to the house.

If I were her mom, I'd keep an eye on things but I wouldn't freak out.
 
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