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Your Most Ridiculous Love Affair?
- Thread starter Sunstone
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dyanaprajna2011
Dharmapala
Man, I feel bad. I've only been with one girl my whole life. How boring am I?
tumbleweed41
Resident Liberal Hippie
Wife of the NCO who was my direct supervisor. Never got caught, but she did leave me with a present that took a shot to get rid of...
(Stupid 19 yr. old kid that I was)
(Stupid 19 yr. old kid that I was)
BeckyRose1998
PICKLES THE KID
Can it be with someone I wasn't dating? Hmmm....
I was at my best friend, Caitlin's 15th birthday party. And a 19 year old liked me...so he kissed me and Caitlin walked in when he did. It was ridiculous because he was 19.
I was at my best friend, Caitlin's 15th birthday party. And a 19 year old liked me...so he kissed me and Caitlin walked in when he did. It was ridiculous because he was 19.
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angellous_evangellous
Guest
I was in love with Sunstone once.
It was ridiculous because Sunstone doesn't look ANYTHING like I had imagined.
It was ridiculous because Sunstone doesn't look ANYTHING like I had imagined.
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
I had a short, flaming affair with a Navy SEAL. It was interesting and dramatic and passionate, but after just a few weeks I had to admit to myself that frankly, I just couldn't stand the guy.
I did, though, get to use this fantastic line on him during the break up process:
"Why don't you just be quiet? I like you better when you're not talking."
That was satisfying.
I did, though, get to use this fantastic line on him during the break up process:
"Why don't you just be quiet? I like you better when you're not talking."
That was satisfying.
Draka
Wonder Woman
Honestly, the first thing that pops to mind for me doesn't even involve a real person. Is it possible to have a love affair with a dream? Ever have one of those dreams that is just SO good that you simply don't want to get up? You wake up and desperately try to go back to sleep immediately so you can return to the dream? Have a dream follow you throughout the day, or even a few days? I had a dream like that not too long ago. I wasn't quite really me, and I had a love interest that wasn't anyone I knew, but ... oh the love felt so real. The arms around me felt real. I could still feel them while awake. It haunted me, and almost left me with a feeling of grief over the thought that that man wasn't real. I did make effort to write down as much as I could about the dream and about him, as I have pondered the idea of writing a story based on it. Kind of a way to bring him to life for others to fall in love with.
Ok, now how ridiculous is that?
Ok, now how ridiculous is that?
BeckyRose1998
PICKLES THE KID
Another one. Kinda the same as Draka's. It was in a dream.
I was dating a vampire, he was sweet and amazing. But at the end of the dream, he tried suffocating me. So I turned something on and ran out of the room and he looked like he had died again. So I ran outside and hid because I heard him get up. He found me but my neighbor sliced his head off. Talk about ridiculous. (it was kind of like a Twilight thing but with Alice of Human Sacrifice search that on youtube lol)
I was dating a vampire, he was sweet and amazing. But at the end of the dream, he tried suffocating me. So I turned something on and ran out of the room and he looked like he had died again. So I ran outside and hid because I heard him get up. He found me but my neighbor sliced his head off. Talk about ridiculous. (it was kind of like a Twilight thing but with Alice of Human Sacrifice search that on youtube lol)
I had a short, awkward affair with a harbor seal.
Man I'm glad I quit drinking when I did.
(Bet the local sealife is glad too.)
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
The drunker you got, the better she looked huh?
Well,.... usually had to get her drunk too.
Draka
Wonder Woman
:biglaugh: Never drink without a buddy...one you can trust.
:drunk: pssst...I'm not that buddy...or have you forgotten who set you up with that seal? You have forgotten? Oh then, nevermind. Wanna beer?
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
And my seal didn't even drink at all. Maybe if he had, he would have been more fun out in public.
:biglaugh: Never drink without a buddy...one you can trust.
Sure. Wonder if tides out yet.
If mine didn't we probably wouldn't have stolen that coast guard cutter.
I'm having a ridiculous love affair with Quagmire right now...if laughter is love.
All of my affairs seemed to involve a lot of laughter. And some pointing.
That's one of the things I liked about my seal: she couldn't point very well with those flippers of hers and it's hard to tell laughter from the regular barking.
Mine would show up with somebody else's pups.
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
Mine would show up with somebody else's pups.
Mine apparently had pups in every port.