The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Revoltingest]

Rare blizzard warning in Hawaii; Up to 12 inches of snow expected...

 

[sun rise]

Rare blizzard warning in Hawaii; Up to 12 inches of snow expected...

There's no business like snow business.

 

[Revoltingest]

There's no business like snow business.

Like no business I know.

 

[Wu Wei]

And how are you dealing with the urge to maul?

I have the urge to lock their accounts and disable their PCs on the network as a gift for them when they return to the office.

 

[sun rise]

Like no business I know.

Doing one's "business" has different meanings depending on how many legs are involved in the person doing business.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

US Congress Introduces Bill to Stop Scalpers From Buying PlayStation 5 and Xbox Series X

 

[Revoltingest]

**** Congress.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

**** Congress.

Yep, there goes your third retirement fund.

 

[sun rise]

**** Congress.

Too many are addiction to abuse - abusing their office to abuse us.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

>Pandemic and an office remodel sent the staff of a external office home to work
>Office director wanted to have all of the staff take their PCs home, including to rather expensive, super powerful specialty PCs
>We told him no, things will not work properly if not on our network
>We also said we would et them up in another location, on our network, so they could remove
>Weeks later he contact us to purchase all sorts of things...
>We ask why and he tells us so his people can work better from home, with their office computers
>We tell him they should not be there, we will not purchase, we need to set them up on our network to allow his staff to remote
>Now his staff is asking us for support for their work PCs they have at home...
>They can't seem to understand.....

I am having a real hard time not responding, with what I am actually thinking, to this ridiculousness

Tell them they have angered the great Citrix Server! Their immortal digital souls are in peril!

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[sun rise]

 

[ChristineM]

I have buttons that are made out of walnuts.

I have lots of walnuts. They make a date and walnut cake walnutty.

 

[ChristineM]

Savagewind is losing ground on The List.

Sorry

 

[Revoltingest]

For @Wu Wei....

 

[sun rise]

I have lots of walnuts. They make a date and walnut cake walnutty.

I'm just a bit nutty

 

[Revoltingest]

Your lust's a bit slutty?
Braggart!

 

[ChristineM]

I'm just a bit nutty

Only a bit? We need more than a bit to be seen as normal

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Only a bit? We need more than a bit to be seen as normal

at least around RF, just sayin'

 

[ChristineM]

Your lust's a bit slutty?
Braggart!

Speak for yourself, your kilt is far too short