Concerning Face Healers

[PoetPhilosopher]

There's a new trend people have to be really careful of now. These people stand along the street dressed as a cross between Jesus and Obi-Wan. They say "Give me 20 bucks or something will happen to your face". If you don't pay, serious things happen, they will next ask you your least favorite pie, and you will get hit in the face with the specified answer courtesy of that lady from the bake-sale who doesn't like you either. But look on the bright side. That coconut cream might give you soft skin, hence the name "Face Healing".

 

[Father Heathen]

Jokes on them when they ask for your least favorite pie and you cross your fingers behind your back and instead tell them your most favorite pie.

 

[Hockeycowboy]

You mean you don’t like coconut cream?! What’s wrong wid you?

Now if you’d said “mince-meat”, I could understand. That might good for your skin, too. (That would be all it’s good for! Maybe bait for a flytrap.)

 

[Guitar's Cry]

Hopefully "cream pie" is interpreted in the traditional manner.

 

[Erebus]

Jokes on them when they ask for your least favorite pie and you cross your fingers behind your back and instead tell them your most favorite pie.

Oh no!

My favourite is concrete pie!

 

[Stanyon]

That is called aggressive panhandling, if you get punched in the face while doing it you asked for it.
"If you want to be taken seriously, don't dress like a f*****g clown"