That's what male dogs do to me
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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!
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Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber
So, at a company I'm not eligible for rehire at (I quit without two weeks and blew up on the manager over all the crap I put up with and the multiple times he screwed me there), sperm squirter thought it would be a swell idea to ask his niece to get me a temporary job there. I tried to explain to them I don't know how that will affect my resident status and insurance, and I'm not buying a uniform for a job that I'd only have for three weeks. But sperm squirter says blah blah blah, ***** *****, this and that, I need to take the job.
I haven't got around yet to telling him being indebted to anyone in his family is not a place I want to be (literally, they're a bunch of thieves, drug abusers, liars, and almost everyone in that family has been to jail and/or prison multiple times), and I hope he ****ing chokes to death for not realizing I'm a working adult making money, I pay my bills, and he can eat dick for trying to tell me what to do like I'm a child.
I haven't got around yet to telling him being indebted to anyone in his family is not a place I want to be (literally, they're a bunch of thieves, drug abusers, liars, and almost everyone in that family has been to jail and/or prison multiple times), and I hope he ****ing chokes to death for not realizing I'm a working adult making money, I pay my bills, and he can eat dick for trying to tell me what to do like I'm a child.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber
I can't wait till my mom leaves him. My brother and I are both hoping mom can find a real man in California who will treat her right. She's been through hells that most people can't even begin to fathom, and she is very deserving of a peaceful and comfortable retirement. Not an abusive loose cannon who gets himself killed on Christmas day (her first husband) or some punk *** ***** who brags about his stepping out of marriage to her and her kid.
PoetPhilosopher
Veteran Member
We haven't had too much good food in the house lately, don't worry me and my family aren't too poor to eat, we just have been too lazy to go to the store is all. Anyways, I finally got to chow down on a ton of delicious chicken tenders. Yum.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber
My life too would be without meaning if I drank any of that crap Alex Jones promotes.
Jokes aside, I'll say it again: growing up with technology seems to be a curse. Or maybe no one was prepared, and those raising the first ones to do it themselves didn't know how to manage it and prepare their children to remain present in this world instead of living in a digital space? Perhaps some generations down the road we'll get things figured out?
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber
Male dogs do that to just about anyone and anything.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber
It makes no sense as to why someone would tell me to not use profanity only to use profanity themselves shortly after.
PoetPhilosopher
Veteran Member
I'm ready for the digital world, as this one sucks.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber
It's not perfect, but I find this world fascinating and wonderful. Against all odds, out of the myriad of chances, possibilities, and random interventions, here we still are, with the brain and intellect to see mountains, forests, and sunsets as beautiful, hear birds and think music, to create art, and unravel the mysteries of us, our home called Earth, and the universe that contains it all and so much more.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber
I didn't realize I'm actually really tired until I lied down in my bed to stretch out and was instead knocked out by the feel of my pillow under my head. I wasn't asleep very long, but I quickly feel into a deep enough to dream (about being chased by and killing zombies). I suspect my "hidden tiredness" may be why I have been in such an extremely irate mood today.
I was surprised that my tire plug kit worked on Mr Mower's
3/4" long gash in the big drive tire. It took 4 plugs, but it
held 22 psi overnite & during a couple hours of mowing.
That's winning!
3/4" long gash in the big drive tire. It took 4 plugs, but it
held 22 psi overnite & during a couple hours of mowing.
That's winning!
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber
You said plug....heh..hugh..he..he....and you said gash...heh..heh
And four plugs? You and Mr. Mower must have a rough, frisky night. I don't think I want details of those events and that gash.
I wondered about phrasing issues.You said plug....heh..hugh..he..he....and you said gash...heh..heh
And four plugs? You and Mr. Mower must have a rough, frisky night. I don't think I want details of those events and that gash.
But Mr Mower had no complaints during today's romp.
PoetPhilosopher
Veteran Member
Sometimes I think about sex.
Sometimes I don't think about sex.
Sometimes.