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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Oh, and I still want one of these too, just in case anyone is trying to figureout what to get me for my birthday

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Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
No it was not
what complete rot
it was very bad
so very very sad
you deserve a swat
 

savagewind

Veteran Member
Premium Member
People are so very no not ready to be judged by The Holy Almighty God and the reason is that the human race is like, five years old. Ok, maybe six.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I'd frubal the effort....if it didn't suck,
especially compared to the brilliant post it followed.

You vile foul mouthed stooge
I tire of your subterfuge
your words are so foul
its making me scowl
you grumpy cantankerous Scrooge
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
You need your rhyme to sell a coherent story.
But as bears go, you're Shakespeare.

Ya drunken fetid scot
they sometimes put plants in a pot
the cabinet is dusty
the basement is musty
Dang Arizona is Hot

How's that for a coherent story
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Heres some non sequitur prose
most people have ten toes
the door has a lock
lets throw a rock
there's a speaker company called Bose
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
It is a nice sunny, somewhat warm first day of spring...... so of course there is snow in the forecast for the next 2 days
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Heres some non sequitur prose
most people have ten toes
the door has a lock
lets throw a rock
there's a speaker company called Bose
There once was a bear in the forest.
His doggie humped legs of a florist.
A squirrel stole nuts.
A kitty sniffed butts.
And IBS sphincters are sorest.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
now how could someone have a tarantella in their brain...that's just plain ridiculous

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