He collects chewing gum in his stomach. It combines with all the birthday candles, crayons, glue and lead paint.
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Insult The Poster Before You!
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Doesn't know the term, "bezoar".
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Has an invisible friend.
Cannot tell the difference between a tree and a toilet.
Tried to make his own aquarium.
But using frozen fish sticks instead of live fish didn't work well.
But using frozen fish sticks instead of live fish didn't work well.
He saves his best insults for himself. He's afraid if he shares them that other people will use them against him.
Aspires to play the accordion in a string orchestra.
His dream is to play the theme to Psycho.
His dream is to play the theme to Psycho.
Misspells "blowhard".
Should do less thieve'n....more book learn'n.
Should do less thieve'n....more book learn'n.
He uses a collection of Hummels to frighten people.
He likes pictures of babies dressed up as flowers.
His creepy x-ray vision is a side effect from putting his head into a microwave oven while listening to the song "Every Breath You Take."
I break out to post on this thread and what do I get? No insult!
What the hell is this?
Come on!
What the hell is this?
Come on!
Wore lampshade on head while dancing on table at last RF banquet.
Her spiked heel got into me pudding!
Her spiked heel got into me pudding!