The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

[9-10ths_Penguin]

We have now gone 855 days without a gopher-related lost time incident.

Gopher safety starts with you!

 

[whereismynotecard]

Awwww... ****...

I'll have to get up early tomorrow... Not too early... just early enough to get the snow and ice off of my ******* car. There will probably be even more on it by tomorrow morning... Mother douchebags...

 

[Quagmire]

We have now gone 855 days without a gopher-related lost time incident.

Gopher safety starts with you!

I'd like to help but what can i do? I'm just one person.

 

[lamplighter]

I has NOT snowed in Biloxi for 3 years now, that is all.

 

[whereismynotecard]

Oh no... I'm starting to feel depressed... It's easy sometimes to just not think about something that makes you sad. But there are certain instances when you cannot help but notice that the thing that makes you sad is in fact real, and it is going to be noticable.

 

[whereismynotecard]

Look at my avatar!!

Merry Nihilistmas!!

 

[TurkeyOnRye]

Look at my avatar!!

Merry Nihilistmas!!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

You too!

 

[whereismynotecard]

Yay!! :band:

 

[whereismynotecard]

I'll be back in approximately 30 minutes. I'm a-gonna go take a shower... to thaw out my icy frozen toes and fingers... because it's fricking cold in this room...

 

[Scruffitude]

Oh no... I'm starting to feel depressed... It's easy sometimes to just not think about something that makes you sad. But there are certain instances when you cannot help but notice that the thing that makes you sad is in fact real, and it is going to be noticable.

I know exactly what you mean.

 

[whereismynotecard]

I'm back.

 

[whereismynotecard]

*sigh*

I better go to sleep soon... Where is my water?

I'm thirsty...

 

[whereismynotecard]

Feliz Nihilistmas a ti! Feliz nihilistmas a ti! Tu eres la amour de mi vida! Esta messaje as por Baggins! Baggins: tu eres un perro muy guapo! Tu eres un chico muy bonita. Me encanta tu mi amour! Porque tu eres perfecto. Tienes ojos bonitos y de color de cafe, y pelo de color de chocolate! Me encanta tu.

 

[whereismynotecard]

No hablo espanol!! Aye carumba!!

 

[whereismynotecard]

I'm in love with my avatar. I'm so awesome.

Or am I????

Probably not really.

I like me though... and I'm the only person who I'm really trying to impress...
and it's working... I'm pretty impressed with myself.

Hannah, you are awesome.
Thank you Hannah... I'm glad you feel that way.

Well, why wouldn't I? Look at your avatar. It's gorgeous!
Wowza... I'm glad you feel that way. I'm pretty proud of it too, and I'm glad you like it as well. It didn't take too long to make.

Yes. I bet if you spent too much time on it, it wouldn't have turned out so great. Part of it's charm is it's simplicity.
Indeed. I agree completely.

I knew you would. You're the one who made it. Anyway, you are amazing, and don't ever change. I don't mind that you are dumber than you used to be.
Yeah. i'm kind of over it too. Being smart never got me anywhere, did it?

Well... it got you into college... but I guess being dumb is getting other people into college... clearly...
Indeed. that is quite apparent. just go into my math class sometime... You'll think "how did these people get into college when they don't know how to do middle school math?"

Yeah. there are two answers to how they got in... do you know them?
Why... yes... Yes, I do.
1. Mommy and Daddy's money.
2. Stupid college system. They don't care if you pass... They just want your money... or in their case... their parents' money.

Quite. I'm glad you aren't just going off your parents' money and failing, wasting all of the money your parents throw at you.
Yes. It would be easier, but would I be as motivated? Perhaps. It's impossible to tell.

Well, I like you either way... But I think I like you much better knowing you aren't a spoiled brat.
I like you for the same reason.

 

[whereismynotecard]

Good night everyone.

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

I'd like to help but what can i do? I'm just one person.

For starters, call before you dig. Gopher warrens are not marked with tracer wire; they cannot be detected by a magnetic locator. Leave this job to the specialists!

856 days! Keep up the good job, people!

 

[lamplighter]

So what do you do on Nihilistmas? Does giving gifts have no objective meaning?

 

[Sententia]

I am looking for good headstones... Any suggestions?

 

[Sunstone]

I stumbled across a friend I hadn't seen in 8 years tonight. I went into a bar, and there she was -- the bartender.