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Will a Homosexual Atheist Please Explain Hell
- Thread starter Sunstone
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Objectively speaking, we've observed this, as part of mega scale evolution.
But just because we've (all) observed it, doesn't mean you have to believe it.
My opinion is that the default position is Hell only exists as part of Hello
Which incidentally science has proven
as knowledge
I'll get back to you on the exact equation
But just because we've (all) observed it, doesn't mean you have to believe it.
My opinion is that the default position is Hell only exists as part of Hello
Which incidentally science has proven
as knowledge
I'll get back to you on the exact equation
Pretty good, but you left out "Muslim bashing Islamic terrorist".
Rakhel
Well-Known Member
Knew I was forgetting something
Ok, so far we've got, "Will an atheist homosexual Christian Israeli-hating Zionist Muslim bashing Islamic terrorist who wants to bear children and know God please explain Hell?"
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Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
Will a breast feeding atheist homosexual Christian Israeli-hating Zionist Muslim-bashing Islamic porn star who wants to bear children and know God please explain hell while simultaneously emailing her Congressmen and Senators asking them to please raise the debt ceiling so that everyone else can have free birth control and smoke weed for medicinal purposes?
While we're at it - MARRIAGE FOR EVERYONE!
This thread is perverted and making a mockery of all that is holey-ish.
Heed this call which shall instruct you for the rest of your days on earth, or for as long as you choose to remain homosexual.
Where there are no oxen, the manger is empty, but from the strength of an ox come abundant harvests. Proverbs 14:4
Heed this call which shall instruct you for the rest of your days on earth, or for as long as you choose to remain homosexual.
Where there are no oxen, the manger is empty, but from the strength of an ox come abundant harvests. Proverbs 14:4
Rakhel
Well-Known Member
Ok now you're just being silly
Hmm, lesbian... check. Atheist... check.
Hell is when you go to open that last pepsi or coke can and find it had some sort of defect in the seal and it ends up flat, and it's the only thing in the world you want to drink right then with your turkey club.
Incidentally, according to Wonder Showzen, heaven is when you ask for a six-piece chicken nugget meal; but instead you get seven and a switchblade.
Hell is when you go to open that last pepsi or coke can and find it had some sort of defect in the seal and it ends up flat, and it's the only thing in the world you want to drink right then with your turkey club.
Incidentally, according to Wonder Showzen, heaven is when you ask for a six-piece chicken nugget meal; but instead you get seven and a switchblade.
Oh... something even worse happened to me a few weeks ago. I think that someone at the grocery store put a box cutter through the side of one can in the case, so not only was it not fizzy, it was completely empty.Hmm, lesbian... check. Atheist... check.
Hell is when you go to open that last pepsi or coke can and find it had some sort of defect in the seal and it ends up flat, and it's the only thing in the world you want to drink right then with your turkey club.
But now I know I've been through Hell and come out the other side. And I even did it without a turkey club.
BTW: when I read "turkey club" in your post, my first thought was "hunting weapon" not "sandwich". Is there something wrong with me?
Oh... something even worse happened to me a few weeks ago. I think that someone at the grocery store put a box cutter through the side of one can in the case, so not only was it not fizzy, it was completely empty.
But now I know I've been through Hell and come out the other side. And I even did it without a turkey club.
BTW: when I read "turkey club" in your post, my first thought was "hunting weapon" not "sandwich". Is there something wrong with me?
No, that's kind of awesome actually.
Actually, I just checked some image searches to see if "turkey club" brought up just such an image. It didn't, so I'm afraid that you're the only person in the world that's ever had that thought (because clearly, the internetz is all of reality) and therefore are a weirdo.
Have you ever forgotten about pop or beer in the winter and had cans explode in your car?
Not in my car, but I've put beer in the freezer to cool it down quickly and then forgot about it.
Oh - and one of the guys in my Scout troop decided to take along a six-pack of Coke on our winter camping trip one year... in his sleeping bag.
It's a good thing that we'd do our winter camping next to my Scoutmaster's cottage or he would've been very cold, wet and sticky.
Oh - and one of the guys in my Scout troop decided to take along a six-pack of Coke on our winter camping trip one year... in his sleeping bag.
It's a good thing that we'd do our winter camping next to my Scoutmaster's cottage or he would've been very cold, wet and sticky.
Rakhel
Well-Known Member
Can we figure out how to add the "tribulation rapture" into this? There were, like, 4 threads started on that subject today alone.
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
Why, absolutely!
Will a pre-Tribulation rapture, breast feeding atheist homosexual Christian Israeli-hating Zionist Muslim-bashing Islamic porn star who wants to bear children and know God please explain hell while simultaneously emailing her Congressmen and Senators asking them to please raise the debt ceiling so that everyone else can have free birth control and smoke weed for medicinal purposes?
While we're at it - MARRIAGE FOR EVERYONE - except for post Tribulation rapturists - a pox upon them and all their kin!
