So are some of you ready to make psychic, intuitive or paranormal, spiritual, predictions for 2017?
I have been sort of off mark the year previous to last (not sure I made any for 2016, I think the last I tried was 2015), but curious if any have 2017 predictions. Not jokes, nor “advocating for”, but rather “predictions” based on “intuitions”.
None of these predictions should be considered “advocating for” but rather “visions”, “intuitions”, etc., especially world turmoil or such dramatic events.
So here’s mine:
* In 2017, a Cuban who has a family member impacted by Obama’s change regarding "wet foot, dry foot", a change which will send Cubans who get to US as refugees are sent back Cuba to be imprisoned, tortured or persecuted by the Castro regime, will assassinate Obama who will be a civilian at the time of the hit job. The assassin(s) will be caught, who issued a proclamation “You let Mexicans in and give them everything because they vote Democrat, but you sent Cubans back to their prison because they vote Republican” (or something to that effect).
* Bitcoin will collapse in 2017.
* India will be hit with a major terrorist attack. But the actual terrorists will be linked back to Pakistan supporting Islamic extremists. Major tensions will develop, to the very edge of war. However, in the midst of all of this, a group of separatists within Pakistan itself will arise in Baluchistan, related and part of the BLA (Balochistan Liberal Army), and BLF (Balochistan Liberal Front) to break away Baluchistan from Pakistan. This will be the seeds of a coming civil war within Pakistan that will pull in world powers – especially China, Russia and the USA, and of course India. The turmoil in Pakistan will further engage ties between Russia, US and India against China, China which will increasingly try to intimidate and harass India and which will try to use turmoil in Pakistan to take sides within Pakistan that would favor harassing India and which would help China’s designs on Assam and other North Eastern Provinces.
* Due to the various tensions with China, Philippines will join in on the side of Russia, US and India.
* US will for the first time advocate a nuclear weapons program for Saudi Arabia to face Iranian threat (Shia verse Sunni), and the US will be open to Japan remilitarizing. US will also try to form trade partnerships with Japan.
* US will form major trade partnerships with Japan, United Kingdom, Russia. Sanctions may be imposed on Turkey. US will advocate the relocation of the capital of Israel to Jerusalem, and will establish a new sort of military base in Israel based on robot soldiers and “monster men”. Russia will not like it, but Russia will not get involved as they will also be partners in the development of “monster men” and flying “insect” soldiers. These flying robotic soldiers will resemble locusts.
* And speaking of locusts, a huge locust plague will arise from a southern part of West Russia, swarm from that location into parts of the ME, North Africa, and will wreck havoc even to areas of Egypt and Sudan, Egypt will become heavily dependent on Russia for grains such as wheat.
* ISIS will arise even stronger in early 2017, but then by the end of 2017 massive bombings from US, Russia will effectively reduce them to nothing but small terrorist cells in foreign countries including in the US and Canada, France. Some of the early prototype “monster men” will be used in parts of Iraq and Syria to destroy ISIS. But not the “locust robots” which will be pointing at China. The only issue with the “locust robots” will be that there will be concern that the massive air pollution of China could affect the circuitry of the flying killers.
* It will be found that Nazi’s indeed have hidden flying machines underground in remote areas yet unknown and have been underground (literally beneath the earth) since 1945. But the government of the US will tell Americans it is all “bigfoot nonsense”. However, Discovery Channel will do a special that will give evidence that it is true. And that the current Fuhrer of the Nazi’s living underground is a sexy female who is said to be Aryan but she is actually mostly Argentinian and the daughter of an Argentine Beauty Pageant Queen. She will have pitch black hair and eyes, and make men go goo goo.
* The Royal Family of Saudi Arabia will become even more powerful and actually a great ally of US and Russia. Trump will send advisors to Saudi Arabia to learn better how to build a wall, which the Saudi’s have already done on their Northern borders in defense against ISIS.
* Prince Charles will declare he is forming a new “Green Party of the UK”. It will be a total disaster for the Royal Family, but in the end everything will work out. The UK economy will start booming, the Pound Sterling will become very valuable, and England will consider requests to colonize parts of Canada which will voluntarily want to rejoin the United Kingdom to get away from the current PM Trudeau, however the “rejoin” campaign will fail to gather enough support to actually rejoin with the Mother Land.
* A see through bikini will appear in France which will outrage the Muslims. “Bikini war” will be declared. The National Front will have further political gains.
* Aluminum soda cans will be linked to Alzheimer’s and Autism.
* A true “almost total cure” will be found for diabetes. However, this will result in Westerners becoming even fatter than ever. Trump will gain too much weight eating junk food. The first signs of Trump’s heart disease will be found in 2017. He will then suddenly take to Hinduism and eating vegies.
* Trump will say he supports allowing multiple wives in the United States, but only if you have a certain income to support them.
* Hillary Clinton will have further mental instability that will really be bad. She will appear at an event held for her by Stevie Wonder, who she will repeatedly call “Michael Jackson”, and she will try to violently attack one of her “security” personnel but she will be drunk and too weak to actually “attack”, it will be more like “attempting to scratch face”. Or something similar to this description. Except the “Michael Jackson” part, that will literally happen.
I have been sort of off mark the year previous to last (not sure I made any for 2016, I think the last I tried was 2015), but curious if any have 2017 predictions. Not jokes, nor “advocating for”, but rather “predictions” based on “intuitions”.
None of these predictions should be considered “advocating for” but rather “visions”, “intuitions”, etc., especially world turmoil or such dramatic events.
So here’s mine:
* In 2017, a Cuban who has a family member impacted by Obama’s change regarding "wet foot, dry foot", a change which will send Cubans who get to US as refugees are sent back Cuba to be imprisoned, tortured or persecuted by the Castro regime, will assassinate Obama who will be a civilian at the time of the hit job. The assassin(s) will be caught, who issued a proclamation “You let Mexicans in and give them everything because they vote Democrat, but you sent Cubans back to their prison because they vote Republican” (or something to that effect).
* Bitcoin will collapse in 2017.
* India will be hit with a major terrorist attack. But the actual terrorists will be linked back to Pakistan supporting Islamic extremists. Major tensions will develop, to the very edge of war. However, in the midst of all of this, a group of separatists within Pakistan itself will arise in Baluchistan, related and part of the BLA (Balochistan Liberal Army), and BLF (Balochistan Liberal Front) to break away Baluchistan from Pakistan. This will be the seeds of a coming civil war within Pakistan that will pull in world powers – especially China, Russia and the USA, and of course India. The turmoil in Pakistan will further engage ties between Russia, US and India against China, China which will increasingly try to intimidate and harass India and which will try to use turmoil in Pakistan to take sides within Pakistan that would favor harassing India and which would help China’s designs on Assam and other North Eastern Provinces.
* Due to the various tensions with China, Philippines will join in on the side of Russia, US and India.
* US will for the first time advocate a nuclear weapons program for Saudi Arabia to face Iranian threat (Shia verse Sunni), and the US will be open to Japan remilitarizing. US will also try to form trade partnerships with Japan.
* US will form major trade partnerships with Japan, United Kingdom, Russia. Sanctions may be imposed on Turkey. US will advocate the relocation of the capital of Israel to Jerusalem, and will establish a new sort of military base in Israel based on robot soldiers and “monster men”. Russia will not like it, but Russia will not get involved as they will also be partners in the development of “monster men” and flying “insect” soldiers. These flying robotic soldiers will resemble locusts.
* And speaking of locusts, a huge locust plague will arise from a southern part of West Russia, swarm from that location into parts of the ME, North Africa, and will wreck havoc even to areas of Egypt and Sudan, Egypt will become heavily dependent on Russia for grains such as wheat.
* ISIS will arise even stronger in early 2017, but then by the end of 2017 massive bombings from US, Russia will effectively reduce them to nothing but small terrorist cells in foreign countries including in the US and Canada, France. Some of the early prototype “monster men” will be used in parts of Iraq and Syria to destroy ISIS. But not the “locust robots” which will be pointing at China. The only issue with the “locust robots” will be that there will be concern that the massive air pollution of China could affect the circuitry of the flying killers.
* It will be found that Nazi’s indeed have hidden flying machines underground in remote areas yet unknown and have been underground (literally beneath the earth) since 1945. But the government of the US will tell Americans it is all “bigfoot nonsense”. However, Discovery Channel will do a special that will give evidence that it is true. And that the current Fuhrer of the Nazi’s living underground is a sexy female who is said to be Aryan but she is actually mostly Argentinian and the daughter of an Argentine Beauty Pageant Queen. She will have pitch black hair and eyes, and make men go goo goo.
* The Royal Family of Saudi Arabia will become even more powerful and actually a great ally of US and Russia. Trump will send advisors to Saudi Arabia to learn better how to build a wall, which the Saudi’s have already done on their Northern borders in defense against ISIS.
* Prince Charles will declare he is forming a new “Green Party of the UK”. It will be a total disaster for the Royal Family, but in the end everything will work out. The UK economy will start booming, the Pound Sterling will become very valuable, and England will consider requests to colonize parts of Canada which will voluntarily want to rejoin the United Kingdom to get away from the current PM Trudeau, however the “rejoin” campaign will fail to gather enough support to actually rejoin with the Mother Land.
* A see through bikini will appear in France which will outrage the Muslims. “Bikini war” will be declared. The National Front will have further political gains.
* Aluminum soda cans will be linked to Alzheimer’s and Autism.
* A true “almost total cure” will be found for diabetes. However, this will result in Westerners becoming even fatter than ever. Trump will gain too much weight eating junk food. The first signs of Trump’s heart disease will be found in 2017. He will then suddenly take to Hinduism and eating vegies.
* Trump will say he supports allowing multiple wives in the United States, but only if you have a certain income to support them.
* Hillary Clinton will have further mental instability that will really be bad. She will appear at an event held for her by Stevie Wonder, who she will repeatedly call “Michael Jackson”, and she will try to violently attack one of her “security” personnel but she will be drunk and too weak to actually “attack”, it will be more like “attempting to scratch face”. Or something similar to this description. Except the “Michael Jackson” part, that will literally happen.
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