Good morning, Elvendon, and thank you for consenting to do this trenchant, in depth interview!
Folks, today we're going to interview Elvendon in order to find out not just his shoe size, but precisely who the real Elvendon is: His likes and dislikes, his preferences in ladies underwear, and even an answer to the question you've all wondered about him: Why does he use the English language when with just a phone call to the continent, he could be talking French with a real Frenchman?
OK. Let's get to the questions:
Yours is an especially beautiful username, Elvendon. How did you come up with it and what does it mean?
I notice your religion is Celtic Anglican. Could you elaborate on that for those of us who are not familiar with what a Celtic Anglican is?
You've listed your occupation as student. What are you studying these days?
How did you find our community here at RF?
What two things do you like best about RF?
Historically speaking, what was the first decade in which the average Englishman was finally able to afford underwear as a routine part of his wardrobe? No guessing, please.
In your opinion, does moonlight glow or sparkle? Which is it?
Are you familiar with the works of H.J. Jones-Creppinsnatcher, and, if so, why are you the only one familiar with his works?
What are the titles of the last three books you read for recreation beyond the first paragraph?
Are you or do you hope to become a nudist?
What are three of your favorite groups and why don't they get more air time in Mongolia?
What is currently your favorite thread on RF and why is it your current favorite?
Who came up with your offline name? Your father, your mother or someone else?
Folks, today we're going to interview Elvendon in order to find out not just his shoe size, but precisely who the real Elvendon is: His likes and dislikes, his preferences in ladies underwear, and even an answer to the question you've all wondered about him: Why does he use the English language when with just a phone call to the continent, he could be talking French with a real Frenchman?
OK. Let's get to the questions:
Yours is an especially beautiful username, Elvendon. How did you come up with it and what does it mean?
I notice your religion is Celtic Anglican. Could you elaborate on that for those of us who are not familiar with what a Celtic Anglican is?
You've listed your occupation as student. What are you studying these days?
How did you find our community here at RF?
What two things do you like best about RF?
Historically speaking, what was the first decade in which the average Englishman was finally able to afford underwear as a routine part of his wardrobe? No guessing, please.
In your opinion, does moonlight glow or sparkle? Which is it?
Are you familiar with the works of H.J. Jones-Creppinsnatcher, and, if so, why are you the only one familiar with his works?
What are the titles of the last three books you read for recreation beyond the first paragraph?
Are you or do you hope to become a nudist?
What are three of your favorite groups and why don't they get more air time in Mongolia?
What is currently your favorite thread on RF and why is it your current favorite?
Who came up with your offline name? Your father, your mother or someone else?