This Election

[Old Scratch]

Around much I've not been.
In your miserable human affairs I would normally meddle.
Done so for many elections on multiple forums I have.
But different this time was.
Already owned, no souls to buy were there.
No fresh evil to wrought.
No new deception to instill.
Nothing for Me to do.
All done for Me it was!!!!
How can I such candidates further corrupt!!!
No longer needed am I, for humanity has My ways truly adopted.
"Old Dunsel" to My minions I have become.

 

[Iti oj]

Around much I've not been.
In your miserable human affairs I would normally meddle.
Done so for many elections on multiple forums I have.
But different this time was.
Already owned, no souls to buy were there.
No fresh evil to wrought.
No new deception to instill.
Nothing for Me to do.
All done for Me it was!!!!
How can I such candidates further corrupt!!!
No longer needed am I, for humanity has My ways truly adopted.
"Old Dunsel" to My minions I have become.

Finally

 

[Old Scratch]

Finally

Ponder retirement I might.

 

[Kemosloby]

Yoda need a replacement. Might find some work there...

 

[Iti oj]

Ponder retirement I might.

Well what haven't you messed up yet? Ya got religion and politics, what about sports or something

 

[Kuzcotopia]

Well what haven't you messed up yet? Ya got religion and politics, what about sports or something

Don't get me started. . .