The "The 'I don't like Shakespeare' inspired thread" inspired thread

[SalixIncendium]

I was inspired to create thread about how I don't like inspired threads.

What are your thoughts on inspired threads? Like 'em? Hate 'em? Agnostic about 'em?

 

[Debater Slayer]

To inspire, or not to inspire, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the forum to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous trolling,
Or to take keyboards against a Sea of cringe,
And by opposing end them: to post, to sleep
No more; and by a sleep, to say we end
The heart-ache, and the thousand trolling shocks
That a Forum is heir to? 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To post, to sleep,
To sleep, perchance to Troll; aye, there's the rub,
For in that sleep of death, what cringe may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause.

 

[ChristineM]

What are your thoughts on inspired threads? Like 'em? Hate 'em? Agnostic about 'em?

Bof.

 

[Guitar's Cry]

They sting my eyes like porcupine quills dripping with Tabasco sauce.

 

[SalixIncendium]

They sting my eyes like porcupine quills dripping with Tabasco sauce.

If I planned on sticking porcupine quills in my eyes, I'd probably not dip them in Tabasco first.

 

[Guitar's Cry]

If I planned on sticking porcupine quills in my eyes, I'd probably not dip them in Tabasco first.

Frank's Red Hot fan?

 

[SalixIncendium]

Frank's Red Hot fan?

Eww! No!

I have a bottle of Tabasco in the cabinet. I just don't like it in my eyes (the sauce, that is; I don't so much mind the bottle).

 

[Balthazzar]

Honey mustard with bbq sweet tang,
inspired by the dip sauce belonging to the carrot tossed salad-
the resistant troll, to which most were bereft to claim.
I must deny myself such torment for I've only just begun.
It's not even Monday, but then the next to be - the second, the wedding after.
"Lord help me get through this day" comes next, and
on the fifth I shall have no rest for that is left for Saturday.
Then, the last when she shines at last, no longer bereft to the refining.

 

[Balthazzar]

I might be more apt to conclude a notion,
but not before giving a proper due.
Inspiration comes in many forms -
to muse another from another
to chance the risk of another brother, through.

To wit, I will suggest, to write a word as true,
or if it must be that a lie be laid for the trapping,
let the lie be guiding too.