The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Wu Wei]

Been awhile, so I decided to reread the Constitution of the United States of America... if for no other reason than to see just to see how far off almost EVERYONE is

 

[sun rise]

People say eating pills you found in the men's room is dangerous, but horses can't play a piano on the open mike night because of the way gravity was a bad movie. Why am I covered with caterpillars?

Because you're a poet.

 

[sun rise]

Been awhile, so I decided to reread the Constitution of the United States of America... if for no other reason than to see just to see how far off almost EVERYONE is

Depression can be treated

 

[Wu Wei]

Depression can be treated

 

[Stevicus]

The Three Wise Men vs. The Three Stooges.

If I was a betting man, I'd bet on the Three Wise Men.

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[sun rise]

 

[Stevicus]

 

[Stonetree]

Please, everyone to the rear.......with the Aussies.....

 

[Wirey]

Margarine is really just fake butter! There, I said it!

 

[Stonetree]

Margarine is really just fake butter! There, I said it!

Now you have to own it.........whatever that means....

 

[Stevicus]

Margarine is really just fake butter! There, I said it!

My grandparents never called it "margarine." They called it "oleo."

 

[sun rise]

So far this morning is marginal and it's not an attempt to butter you all up.

 

[Wu Wei]

So far this morning was full of an unbelievable amount of idiocy... almost makes me want to go and get the other knee replaced so I can stay home for a few weeks and not deal with these high levels of idiocy directly.....almost

 

[Wirey]

My grandparents never called it "margarine." They called it "oleo."

You fool! They had a speech impediment and were asking for Oreos!

 

[sun rise]

If I were not a bald-headed old coot

Almost 400K People Have Joined This Group Dedicated To Long Hair, And Here 42 Of The Most Impressive Pics

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[Wirey]

I got yogurt at a parfait bar the other day, with granola and blueberries. The employee was new to Canada, and didn't read English very well, so he filled the yogurt portion of the meal with mayo instead. I can't get the taste out of my mouth.

 

[Stonetree]

Does anyone remember oil-cloth.....?
Boiled linseed oil was prepared by a long boiling of linseed oil with metal salts, originally lead dross. The modern oil is less toxic, but also less suitable for making oilcloth. Re-enactors may boil their own oil in the search for a correctly coloured oilcloth. Oilcloth used for weatherproofing may have used a mixture of lead and manganese salts, the sienna and umber pigments, to give a more humidity-resistant cure.

 

[Wu Wei]

Does anyone remember oil-cloth.....?

No