The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Shadow Wolf]

I ain't never seen one.....and I have driven all the way to Ohio and Michigan and I have been all the way west to the Pacific ocean......it is at best a midwestern old wives tale...or perhaps a midwestern group hallucination brought on by fear of corn becoming sentient and taking over the world

You poor, poor bear. Were else will get lunch and all the supplies for your anti-anti-bear traps and antics? And the first aid supplies to danger them tauntingly in front of hikers youve disemboweled?

 

[Wu Wei]

OK...it appears this mythical Menards...MIGHT exist...... so I guess it is not you...it me....but its mostly you

 

[Revoltingest]

I've been west, all the way to the Pacific Ocean and I did not see one single Menards..... ergo..its a myth

I didn't see you, ergo you don't exist.

 

[sun rise]

All this exists does not exist makes me think that Washington DC might exist. It seems like a bad movie to me or perhaps a nightmare. Or, heaven forbid, one of those levels of hell where we see sinners suffering. But real?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Bears know that Californiastan is too spendy for them.

They should come here then. Not too spendy, and Im sure an all you can eat buffet of "lets feed the bears" humans.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I'm wondering if I should chance the cryptocurrency market.

 

[sun rise]

I'm wondering if I should chance the cryptocurrency market.

Do you have spare money to gamble with and which you can lose if things don't work out?

 

[Wu Wei]

I didn't see you, ergo you don't exist.

Cogito, ergo sum

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Do you have spare money to gamble with and which you can lose if things don't work out?

The answer is probably no.

 

[Revoltingest]

Cogito, ergo sum

Proposed Menards slogan....
Vendimus ergo sum

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Cogito, ergo sum

Ego, cogito sum

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I had a twix ice cream bar today. It satisfied not my want for ice cream, caramal, or chocolate.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Over at the dumpster behind Menards, well I've heard kids smoke LCD there.

They crush LCD monitors and smoke the shards.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Over at the dumpster behind Menards, well I've heard kids smoke LCD there.

They crush LCD monitors and smoke the shards.

Christ! I hope those are just stories.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

My car battery is bad, I gotta take my car to a mechanic to figure out the rest, and my knee is starting to hurt so bad again Ive gotten close to getting my cane out of storage.

 

[Revoltingest]

Christ! I hope those are just stories.

Menards's dumpster is inside the gated material pickup area.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Christ! I hope those are just stories.

Nope. I've heard they even snort the pixels. Gross.

 

[Estro Felino]

Proposed Menards slogan....
Vendimus ergo sum

Ergo Sumus...

 

[Revoltingest]

Ergo Sumus...

Me no speaka Latin.

 

[Estro Felino]

Btw....my face when I hear Americans pronounce Latin )