The Milano Falcon

[PoetPhilosopher]

I'm getting all the world's leading scientists together to answer life's questions such as, is it better to pursue a celebrity, or go study with each other? And should we take an active role in protesting smear campaigns people create on the subject of sex? And if we did set a good example, well what would we smear? Still other more tackling questions like, how do we cheat on free internet quizzes? Would we be strong enough to overcome a Tupperware party? Do we believe the universe and the Spaghetti Monster are all one entity, not divided? And will we need Tums?

@Obsydian

@Enoch07

@Dan From Smithville

 

[dybmh]

Sometimes,

do you feel like a nut? do you, DO YOU????

 

[Enoch07]

is it better to pursue a celebrity, or go study with each other?

Why can't I do both?

And should we take an active role in protesting smear campaigns people create on the subject of sex?

Depends, I'm picky!

And if we did set a good example, well what would we smear?

Whatever the f00k we like!

Still other more tackling questions like, how do we cheat on free internet quizzes?

I copy @SalixIncendium answers. Don't tell him but I drop my pen on purpose so that when he bends over to pick it up for me I take quick peek at his answers!

Would we be strong enough to overcome a Tupperware party?

Not after "putting our 3 heads together".

Do we believe the universe and the Spaghetti Monster are all one entity, not divided?

The flying spaghetti monster went in my belly earlier tonight, joined by comrade garlic knot and private parsley!

And will we need Tums?

Yes, the flying spaghetti monster is disagreeing with mah tum tum!

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Okay, great. When I was a kid, I believed that when we ate something, it filled us from head to toes.

So in another dimension where my thoughts are reality... wouldn't that make having a simple bowel movement difficult?

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Sometimes,

do you feel like a nut? do you, DO YOU????

Nope. If you look at my necktie... I mean business.

 

[dybmh]

Nope. If you look at my necktie... I mean business.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

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Picture of our team:

 

[dybmh]

I completely suck at starfox.

But I'm great for making snacks. Just sayin.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I completely suck at starfox.

But I'm great for making snacks. Just sayin.

We'll scribble that down in our research notes. Could always use snacks.

 

[dybmh]

THE Milano Falcon...

Alyssa Milano that is...

 

[sun rise]

The flying spaghetti monster went in my belly earlier tonight, joined by comrade garlic knot and private parsley!

Cthulhu is pleased because when you get eaten by him, he gets the FSM at the same time - a twofer.

 

[Enoch07]

Picture of our team:

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I got dibs on being Slippy! (The frog)

 

[Enoch07]

I completely suck at starfox.

But I'm great for making snacks. Just sayin.

Every member is of equal value!

The Czar of Snacks will not be disrespected!

 

[dybmh]

Every member is of equal value!

The Czar of Snacks will not be disrespected!

I will not let the team down. I have noted that garlic knots should be in rotation. And I will stock antacids of assorted flavors.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Lol. I confused Milano with I think her name is Mila Kunis, earlier. Oh well.

 

[Enoch07]

Lol. I confused Milano with I think her name is Mila Kunis, earlier. Oh well.

They both equally smoochable! So don't really matter!

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

They both equally smoochable! So don't really matter!

Yep. As are the Twi'leks from Star Wars.

 

[Enoch07]

Yep. As are the Twi'leks from Star Wars.

And the things you can do with those head tails!

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

And the things you can do with those head tails!

Yeah... Man... Excuse me for a minute.

 

[Enoch07]

Yeah... Man... Excuse me for a minute.