That's it. I'm taking a second husband. Not for physical purposes; believe me, I'm tired. But I need company at least once and awhile. If the current one is not at work, he's off working on cars, doing side jobs for my family to earn money for car projects, watching videos about cars... Perhaps I could find a second one for one to two days of the week... Someone to go on walks with. Take the kids to do stuff with. Grill out without throwing a fit. Examine the night sky.
I'll probably have to pay heavily... The way this house is, perhaps I could talk to someone about setting this up as a community service job.