Spiderman
Veteran Member
I thought about whether or not I will ever get to see the Virgin Mary s Vulva in Heaven, while I was reciting my hail Mary's at Saint Olaf's Church today.
I'm Shinto but still, Mary gets to be a Kami too. I love to pray Hail Marys , and she likes it when I talk to her in ecclesiastical latin and recite the Rosary devoutly.
I bet it's a masterpiece of a brilliant artist, and most remarkable, Mary's Vulva, if indeed heaven exists, and she is as beautiful as visionaries say she is, it would be a heavenly sight.
Saint Bernadette said it's euphoric just to see her beauty and you want to die just to see her again.
I'll pray that I won't think about vulvas if that offends her or God.
They are interesting though. So is a womb where all of us survived and we're molded in. We probably also survived off milk that the female body produces with everything a baby needs to survive.
It is fascinating. Period!
But when do you think the first vuvla came into existence?
Do Angels have vulvas?
There had to be a first Vulva ever. And it had to be a long time ago.
Blessed be Vulvas , the first Vulva and the last Vulva. Vulvas can have four different types of orgasms and male genitalia can have only one (as I said, but just a reminder).
All praised and blessed be whatever is responsible for the existence of Vulva.
May every Vulva's dreams come true some day!
This not pornographic, this is sacred.
Why did the first Vulva come into existence? How? Where? When?
I'm Shinto but still, Mary gets to be a Kami too. I love to pray Hail Marys , and she likes it when I talk to her in ecclesiastical latin and recite the Rosary devoutly.
I bet it's a masterpiece of a brilliant artist, and most remarkable, Mary's Vulva, if indeed heaven exists, and she is as beautiful as visionaries say she is, it would be a heavenly sight.
Saint Bernadette said it's euphoric just to see her beauty and you want to die just to see her again.
I'll pray that I won't think about vulvas if that offends her or God.
They are interesting though. So is a womb where all of us survived and we're molded in. We probably also survived off milk that the female body produces with everything a baby needs to survive.
It is fascinating. Period!
But when do you think the first vuvla came into existence?
Do Angels have vulvas?
There had to be a first Vulva ever. And it had to be a long time ago.
Blessed be Vulvas , the first Vulva and the last Vulva. Vulvas can have four different types of orgasms and male genitalia can have only one (as I said, but just a reminder).
All praised and blessed be whatever is responsible for the existence of Vulva.
May every Vulva's dreams come true some day!
This not pornographic, this is sacred.
Why did the first Vulva come into existence? How? Where? When?
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