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The First Thanksgiving

retrorich

SUPER NOT-A-MOD
This year, as is my custom, I will celebrate Thanksgiving Day in the spirit of the first Thanksgiving. I will invite some neighbors over for dinner, then kill them and steal their land. :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
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angellous_evangellous

Guest
*passes Paul a midol and a shot of whiskey*

[This line was irreverently stolen from Buttercup]:yes:
 

GloriaPatri

Active Member
retrorich said:
This year, as is my custom, I will celebrate Thanksgiving Day in the spirit of the first Thanksgiving. I will invite some neighbors over for dinner, then kill them and steal their land. :eek: :eek: :eek:

It'd be more realistic if you invited them over, they fed you and clothed you, and then a few months later you went into their house and killed them. Then, you stole their house.

You dirty puritan.
 

Ciscokid

Well-Known Member
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angellous_evangellous

Guest
angellous_evangellous said:
*passes Paul a midol and a shot of whiskey*

[This line was irreverently stolen from Buttercup]:yes:

And I have been busted.
 

Tigress

Working-Class W*nch.
retrorich said:
This year, as is my custom, I will celebrate Thanksgiving Day in the spirit of the first Thanksgiving. I will invite some neighbors over for dinner, then kill them and steal their land. :eek: :eek: :eek:
The first Thanksgiving was celebrated by Canadians, and that's not what we did, but have fun anyway.
 

cardero

Citizen Mod
retrorich said:
This year, as is my custom, I will celebrate Thanksgiving Day in the spirit of the first Thanksgiving. I will invite some neighbors over for dinner, then kill them and steal their land. :eek: :eek: :eek:
Almost sounds like my celebration of this year's Columbus Day.
 

nutshell

Well-Known Member
Bad things happened...boo hoo....


Why can't we live in the present and celebrate based on what the holiday is today rather than what it's beginnings were.

If you want to boycott Thanksgiving, you should boycott Christmas too. After all, Dec. 25 isn't Jesus' birthday. How dare we celebrate something today with false beginnings!
 
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