The Cult That Is Not About Brick

[crossfire]

If you can't get milk oolong, then wuyi oolong will do, as long as it is looseleaf.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Are we a Costco or Sam's Club cult?

Now that you are in our cult and cannot leave, does it really matter? Just accept whichever.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Can I be Grand Exulted Poobah and thus your #2 in command?

Since it is not about me, the terminology must be different. You shall the called Second Most Invisible and Unobtrusive Never Exalted or possibly 2nd Furthest From Center Poobah. Your choice.

 

[crossfire]

What is the cult's secret handsign? I would suggest extended pinky finger as if drinking tea.

 

[Brickjectivity]

What is the cult's secret handsign? I would suggest extended pinky finger as if drinking tea.

Yes but that will only be for The Inner Circle Which Does Not Exist. We also need a more general secret sign for everyone.

 

[Brickjectivity]

There will be a ranking system. New members will usually start out as Somewhat Humble, and then they may upgrade themselves through various levels until they attain the rank of Nearly Invisible.

 

[crossfire]

Yes but that will only be for The Inner Circle Which Does Not Exist. We also need a more general secret sign for everyone.

It can be the general hand sign, since pinky finger is associated with Mercury, god of commerce. (In this case, wholesale.)

We can tell the general public that it is a variation of the karana mudra, which is generally (but mistakenly) associated with cults.

 

[dybmh]

We are probably pro snacks, and we will try not to have a division over it. Maybe we'll do something for the no-snack people, too, once in a while.

OK. This is good. How to do you feel about zucchini bread?

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

So I guess an anti-notaboutBrick cult would be about Brick? Interesting.

 

[Brickjectivity]

OK. This is good. How to do you feel about zucchini bread?

Can you get that wholesale?

 

[dybmh]

There will be a ranking system. New members will usually start out as Somewhat Humble, and then they may upgrade themselves through various levels until they attain the rank of Nearly Invisible.

Something like this?

1) Somewhat Humble..
2) Still Slightly Smug
3) Better Seen Than Heard
4) Not Clearly insane
5) Nearly Invisible

 

[dybmh]

Can you get that wholesale?

Yahtzee!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Are we a Costco or Sam's Club cult?

On second thought maybe we should have a meeting about it.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Something like this?

1) Somewhat Humble..
2) Still Slightly Smug
3) Better Seen Than Heard
4) Not Clearly insane
5) Nearly Invisible

I and the magic 8 ball say Yes to this.

Everyone please choose your rank, and then proceedings can begin.

 

[columbus]

On second thought maybe we should have a meeting about it.

I think you should.

That way the rest of us know exactly where to picket, upload videos, and complain to the "press".
Tom

 

[crossfire]

Something like this?

1) Somewhat Humble..
2) Still Slightly Smug
3) Better Seen Than Heard
4) Not Clearly insane
5) Nearly Invisible

Where's the "not a member" category?

 

[icehorse]

Does asking questions about the cult confer automatic inclusion in the cult? If so, once in the cult, can one talk about the cult?

 

[Brickjectivity]

Where's the "not a member" category?

That is only for The Inner Circle Which Does Not Exist, so technically there isn't one unless you get invited. Would you settle for Nearly Invisible, rank?

 

[crossfire]

Does our delivery person dress up as Santa?

 

[Brickjectivity]

Does asking questions about the cult confer automatic inclusion in the cult? If so, once in the cult, can one talk about the cult?

We have no secrets, here! You may only ask questions after you join, so yes you are technically in once you ask one. Didn't you read the fine print?

 

[Brickjectivity]

Does our delivery person dress up as Santa?

...or Mrs Santa as needed.