Tell me a joke

[ChristineM]

True.
I was lucky. A friend tried something similar, only the explosion he caused left both his arms permanently scarred.

It can do that. See my edit.

 

[Jedster]

Could have been worse, youngsters without eyebrows are often the butt of many jokes


Oh and people know now.

You remind me...
My dad being a farmer had access to amonium nitrate week killer, 56lb bags of the stuff. Mom always had a few bags of sugar. So a friend and i pinched a cup full of weed killer and a cup full of sugar. Mixed it and poured it into an old paint tin. Drill a small hole in the lid and poke the fuse of a banger through before hammering the lid on. Light fuse and run. It blew a 3 ft crater in his field. We didn't do that again.

Gordon Bennet!!!!!!

 

[Jedster]

Gordon Bennet!!!!!!

@ChristineM
My dad's accountant was called Gordon Bennet.