Smurf Religion

[Papersock]

If the Smurfs had a religion, what kind of religion would it be?

 

[ALifetimeToWaitFor....]

Obviously centered around the crazy orgies involving smurfette.

 

[Papersock]

So, ritualistic sex orgies around Smurfette. She should hold some kind of high status in their society. Perhaps seen as a goddess, even.

 

[Willamena]

Priestess of blue.

 

[rojse]

You would have to smurf your smurf the right way, though. Otherwise you would be deemed a heretic.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I imagine it would be similiar to the peyote church, but with mushrooms instead of peyote.

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

I imagine it would be similiar to the peyote church, but with mushrooms instead of peyote.

"Three apples high" didn't refer to their physical stature, if you catch my meaning.