Russian Astrologer sues Nasa

[Engyo]

$300 million for "moral sufferings"; claims comet/probe impact will "deform her horoscope".

http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/headline/world/3253063

 

[Terrywoodenpic]

She might be the first but not the last. Nutters everywhere will be jumping on the bandwaggon

Terry
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Blessed are the pure of heart, they shall behold their God.

 

[Original Freak]

NASA representatives in Russia could not be reached for comment on the case.

...because they were laughing too hard to talk on the phone.

Can I sue anyone who I think has caused me moral suffering?

 

[michel]

I hope you guys won't be laughing when I sue NASA for the mental distress for the damage to the comet Tempel 1; I purchased an option to build a hotel on that comet, just where the probe hit it............

 

[Original Freak]

now you can build a swimming pool instead, and your construction cost just went way WAY down.

Although wouldn't building a hotel on a giant ball of ice scare people away?

 

[michel]

now you can build a swimming pool instead, and your construction cost just went way WAY down.

Although wouldn't building a hotel on a giant ball of ice scare people away?

Of course not - I thought during their vacation, they could leave their problems on ice..........

A swimming pool ? - that would be so much more expensive ! Duh! I'll have to create simulated gravity, enclose the pool in suitably regulated atmosphere - otherwise the water would vanish into space.....:help:

 

[Original Freak]

but hey...the hole's already there now.

 

[michel]

but hey...the hole's already there now.

O.K, so I'll deduct the cost of excavation from the claim; although the anguish and stress caused by the making of the whole was rather bad.............

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Can I sue anyone who I think has caused me moral suffering?

Yes, if you have enough money to get a good lawyer.

Don't go with the swimming pool. Go for the galaxies largest skating park. You already have the walls. Just smooth then out a bit and youll be on your way.

 

[Original Freak]

Yes, if you have enough money to get a good lawyer.

Don't go with the swimming pool. Go for the galaxies largest skating park. You already have the walls. Just smooth then out a bit and youll be on your way.

My vote is for skatepark...

Imagine the air you could get in such low gravity.

 

[Sunstone]

What exactly is "moral" suffering?

 

[Engyo]

I really curious about that one myself. Maybe it's a Russian legal construct?