PROOF GOD EXISTS!! LoL

[Orthodox]

I hope this hasn't been posted before - I couldn't see it linked to anywhere else. Also, I don't know if this is exactly the right place for this topic but I didn't seem to quite fit in the jokes section. Apologies if it has to be moved.

Disclaimer: I realise this list is a little silly but I found it a great laugh. Also, it actually made it easier to understand some of the more complicated arguments for God's existence (such as the trancendental argument - I always found that one tricky )

Go here and read the over 300 arguments for God's existence.

My favourite is

36. ARGUMENT FROM INCOMPLETE DEVASTATION
(1) A plane crashed killing 143 passengers and crew.
(2) But one child survived with only third-degree burns.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

Discuss.

 

[Aasimar]

ARGUMENT FROM UPPERCASE ASSERTION
(1) GOD EXISTS! GET USED TO IT!
(2) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM EXHAUSTION (abridged)
(1) Do you agree with the utterly trivial proposition X?
(2) Atheist: of course.
(3) How about the slightly modified proposition X'?
(4) Atheist: Um, no, not really.
(5) Good. Since we agree, how about Y? Is that true?
(6) Atheist: No! And I didn't agree with X'!
(7) With the truths of these clearly established, surely you agree that Z is true as well?
(8) Atheist: No. So far I have only agreed with X! Where is this going, anyway?
(9) I'm glad we all agree.....
....
(37) So now we have used propositions X, X', Y, Y', Z, Z', P, P', Q and Q' to arrive at the obviously valid point R. Agreed?
(38) Atheist: Like I said, so far I've only agreed with X. Where is this going?
....
(81) So we now conclude from this that propositions L'', L''' and J'' are true. Agreed?
(82) I HAVEN'T AGREED WITH ANYTHING YOU'VE SAID SINCE X! WHERE IS THIS GOING?
....
(177) ...and it follows that proposition HRV, SHQ'' and BTU' are all obviously valid. Agreed?
(178) [Atheist either faints from overwork or leaves in disgust.]
(179) Therefore, God exists.

My favorites so far lol

 

[Jayhawker Soule]

Disclaimer: I realise this list is a little silly but I found it a great laugh.

That's unfortunate.

 

[Jayhawker Soule]

Argument by ridicule is simply adolescent.

 

[Aasimar]

Argument by ridicule is simply adolescent.

Which is not to say it never happens. Though this forum is by far the most civil debate forum I've ever come across, maybe cause the mods actually enforce the rules on occasion (even against me lol )

 

[Azakel]

These two just get me

1. MORAL ARGUMENT (I)
   (1) Person X, a well-known Atheist, was morally inferior to the rest of us.
   (2) Therefore, God exists.
2. MORAL ARGUMENT (II)
   (1) In my younger days I was a cursing, drinking, smoking, gambling, child-molesting, thieving, murdering, bed-wetting *******.
   (2) That all changed once I became religious.
   (3) Therefore, God exists.

I know some vary morally "superior" Atheist then some Theist. And this is coming from a Theist.

 

[BucephalusBB]

174.
ARGUMENT FROM STAR TREK
(1) You will be assimilated.
(2) All your salvations belong to us.
(3) Resistance is futile.
(4) Therefore, God exists.



241
ARGUMENT FROM BECAUSE
(1) Because.
(2) Therefore, God exists

 

[UnTheist]

All your base are belong to us

 

[Sonic247]

It's not really funny like "ha, ha", it's more like the person telling a joke with a really angry look on his face, even if the joke would be funny otherwise it's hard to laugh. Actually moral argument 2 isn't that bad.....

 

[McBell]

What is truly sad is that most of these arguments I have seen first hand...