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Poll: Pole

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Stevicus, Sep 30, 2022.

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  1. North

    6 vote(s)
    28.6%
  2. South

    5 vote(s)
    23.8%
  3. East

    4 vote(s)
    19.0%
  4. West

    4 vote(s)
    19.0%
  5. Barber

    2 vote(s)
    9.5%
  6. Polecat

    3 vote(s)
    14.3%
  7. Pole Dancing

    6 vote(s)
    28.6%
  8. Tadpole

    5 vote(s)
    23.8%
  9. Pole Vaulting

    2 vote(s)
    9.5%
  10. Undecided

    5 vote(s)
    23.8%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Stevicus

    Stevicus Veteran Member
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    This poll is anonymous. No one has to respond.
     
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  2. JustGeorge

    JustGeorge Unknown Member
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    Well, what are you going to do if I do?
     
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  3. We Never Know

    We Never Know No Slack

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    You left off poll machines are rigged :eek::rolleyes:o_O
     
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  4. Dan From Smithville

    Dan From Smithville Out of a hat and into the blue.
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    That wouldn't be pollite.
     
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  5. Dan From Smithville

    Dan From Smithville Out of a hat and into the blue.
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    He'd probably sick the pollice on ya.
     
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  6. Dan From Smithville

    Dan From Smithville Out of a hat and into the blue.
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    Pollease to let me know what if you get a pollitical, Pollynesian pollemical response.
     
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  7. Stevicus

    Stevicus Veteran Member
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    I'll post another pole.
     
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  8. JustGeorge

    JustGeorge Unknown Member
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    Well, I did respond, so you best get to work.
     
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  9. Dan From Smithville

    Dan From Smithville Out of a hat and into the blue.
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    Despite the fact that you haven't hired enough help, a quarterstaff still makes a good poll.
     
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  10. John53

    John53 Well-Known Member

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    Anonymous or unanimous?
     
  11. lewisnotmiller

    lewisnotmiller Grand Hat
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    Poley wants a cracker.
     
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  12. We Never Know

    We Never Know No Slack

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    I thought it was "poll(y) wants a cracker.
     
  13. lewisnotmiller

    lewisnotmiller Grand Hat
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    Oh, you're one of those poll-type people, are you? I'm all about poles.
    Heathen.
     
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  14. The Hammer

    The Hammer Wyrd Wide Web
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    i-recently-took-5cdf9d.jpg
     
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  15. lewisnotmiller

    lewisnotmiller Grand Hat
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    Do you know, if you take a pole from a tent, some countries consider it kidnapping?

    Poland, in particular...
     
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  16. The Hammer

    The Hammer Wyrd Wide Web
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    That's... Just bad :facepalm:
     
  17. The Hammer

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    As an aside it took me forever to find a "pole" meme. That wasn't about Poland.
     
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  18. lewisnotmiller

    lewisnotmiller Grand Hat
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    Hey, when you only have one card, might as well play it.

    (My card is marked 'Alleged Sense of Humour')
     
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  19. The Hammer

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    Plausible deniability
     
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  20. Quagmire

    Quagmire Imaginary talking monkey
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    I'm so tired of these pollitical threads.
     
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