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My week

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by AT-AT, May 24, 2019.

  1. AT-AT

    AT-AT Well-Known Member

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    I reached into a mailbox this week and there was a wasp inside and it stung me on the arm, leaving behind what looked a bit like a bug bite.

    Then I drank 3 cans of orange soda from a brand I wasn't familiar with and it left behind a bad aftertaste and I developed kind of a scratchy/irritated throat. Not sure if it was from the start of a cold that my immune system kind of fought off, or if it's something to do with cheap citrus drinks. But I'm feeling better.
     
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  2. Stevicus

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    It sounds like a classic case of waspopiorangesodius, generally caused by drinking 3 cans of cheap orange soda after getting stung by a wasp.
     
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  3. AT-AT

    AT-AT Well-Known Member

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    Yeah. Spider-Man had less than that happen to him, and he became a superhero.
     
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    dybmh Terminal Optimist
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  5. AT-AT

    AT-AT Well-Known Member

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    Funny. Good thing I wasn't here to tell my story on Valentine's Day when I got rejected by a girl:

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    Still wondering what I did wrong.
     
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    dybmh Terminal Optimist
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  7. AT-AT

    AT-AT Well-Known Member

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    dymbh once you get him started on waspopiorangesodius:

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    Quagmire Imaginary talking monkey
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    Hope you have a better weekend, AT. Especially since it's 3 days long for a lot of us. :p
     
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