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Mad Libs!

tomspug

Absorbant
(Forum member) was going to the (place) for a little bit of (noun), when all of a sudden (forum member) (verb -ed) him/her on the (body part). Turning around, (forum member) knew that (nouns) would be necessary. Pulling out a (noun), a series of (adjective) (nouns) was all it took to (verb) (forum member).

Later, (forum member) realized that his/her (nouns) were still (verb -ing) in the (noun). Using a (noun), he/she was able to (verb) (forum member) and (forum member) and remind them to (verb) the (noun) as (adverb) as possible and as often as necessary.

By the end of the day, (forum member) was finished (verb -ing) and decided to ask (forum member) to give him/her a (noun) before (verb -ing). And the moral of this story, obviously, is to never (verb) at the (place) unless you want (nouns) in your (noun).

ENJOY!
 

Smoke

Done here.
I tried my best to block everything else out while I filled in the blanks. Came out more weird than funny.

Father Heathen was going to Svalbard for a little bit of carpet, when all of a sudden Uncle Phil catapulted him on the head. Turning around, Storm knew that onions would be necessary. Pulling out a lamp, a series of sticky boots was all it took to cut Charity.

Later, Buttercup realized that her toenail clippers were still vibrating in the vase. Using a candle, she was able to bring Alceste and Mestemia and remind them to rub the wall as silently as possible and as often as necessary.

By the end of the day, Whereismynotecard was finished shimmering and decided to ask Angellous to give her a bag of flour before massaging. And the moral of this story, obviously, is to never romance at the library unless you want bugs in your light switch.
 

Dezzie

Well-Known Member
tomspug was going to the zoo for a little bit of cake, when all of a sudden DallasApple slapped him on the nose. Turning around, tomspug knew that shirts would be necessary. Pulling out a pen, a series of hairy octopi was all it took to daze DallasApple.

Later, Stacey bo Bacey realized that her beads were still jumping in the kitchen. Using a book, she was able to kick whereismynotecard and GiantHouseKey and remind them to touch the glue as amazingly as possible and as often as necessary.

By the end of the day, MidnightBlue was finished cooking and decided to ask Comet to give him a phone before yelling. And the moral of this story, obviously, is to never yell at the church unless you want priests in your kitchen.

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