I concur with the DIR statements needing to be scrapped. They just need to be written by someone who actually participates in it.
It's sort of funny, but I guess I'll throw a Satanic spin -- if we are talking legitimacy then there are historical precedents for a Satan-like figure... (Enki, Pan, Lucifer, Ea, and many many other names..) Such a beast has existed in nearly every culture and has always been associated with the finer things of life -- art, sex, music, and other means of expression... even nature itself.... The new kid on the block is actually Jehovah (who was actually ripped off the Egyptian Aten, by a few Jewish slaves)... No where before that did we have an angry, miserable, and spoiled god who wasn't happy sharing.
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Moreover, this spoiled brat-god wasn't happy if someone payed more attention to any of these things than him. Is this really the type of god you'd want to follow? To tolerate this requires not a leap of faith, but rather just blindly jumping off a cliff. To follow this god you must reject all of the wonderful things that make you human, and be miserable for it.
So, why Satan? It's just a convenient colloquial name for something that has been with us since the beginning. It's that spark that makes us say "Why?" It's the reason we make art, and form languages (thousands of them), keep inventing new types of porn, and communicate. This forbidden power also lets us think and make up our own minds. If it were up to Jehovah and friends we wouldn't be allowed to do any of this -- they have worked to destroy all of these things. These Promethean endeavors which trace back far beyond Jehovah are the very things of the gods, and to ignore them is to spit in the face of our real creator. Thus, a Satanist strives to manifest themselves fully to worship the true god -- the one whom made us more than a bunch of hairless apes. This true god, or Satan, doesn't want slaves he wants others to learn as he did and reach into that abyss -- and exalt themselves by mastering these gifts. The relation isn't a master/slave situation -- it is student to respected teacher. I figured I'd just directly clarify that since often it is the Christians, Jews, and Muslims who have very slavish ways of practicing their religion. To illustrate the point, Satanists rarely allow a mediator between themselves and Satan -- they are experiencing that relationship directly. Abrahamic religions typically have a grand poobah whom has the authority, and thus robs the follower of any direct interaction. Even worse, in these supposed religions... To have direct interactions are "sinful"... Satanism is much more simple -- there are no sins... Now you can get on with worrying about the important things.
The atheist Satanists have a bunch of "valid" reasons for what they do, but it is more of a philosophy than a religion. They can speak for themselves...
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Being a theistic Satanism is a lot more than the fascist/hedonistic/objectivism to me mix and I've just moved somewhere else.