How to get rich

[Nakosis]

A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents. The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $1.37. Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars."

 

[Spirit of Light]

A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents. The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $1.37. Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars."

Being rich without money is the best that ever happened to @Conscious thoughts

 

[ChristineM]

How to make $$$ on your computer

Press the [shift] key then repeadly press the [4] key.

 

[sun rise]

Today it's even easier - no apple polishing needed. Just create a new digital currency related to cats, create a few cat NFTs and let people know on the internet. Money will roll in. Just remember that the cats need their fair share or you're in trouble.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Today it's even easier - no apple polishing needed. Just create a new digital currency related to cats, create a few cat NFTs and let people know on the internet. Money will roll in. Just remember that the cats need their fair share or you're in trouble.

If you employ cats from other regions with...umm...less robust labour laws, it's much easier to pay them a pittance and make hay from their sweat. I mean...maximise shareholder returns.

 

[Twilight Hue]

Mix crypto currency with strange animals, and you get a weregoose that lays a golden egg every time it mauls and devours its unsuspecting victims every full new moon.

Just follow the blood and bring your egg basket.