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How to get rich

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Nakosis, Oct 27, 2021.

  1. Nakosis

    Nakosis Time Efficient Lollygagger
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    A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents. The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $1.37. Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars."
     
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  2. Conscious thoughts

    Conscious thoughts Veteran Member

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    Being rich without money is the best that ever happened to @Conscious thoughts
     
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  3. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    How to make $$$ on your computer

    Press the [shift] key then repeadly press the [4] key.
     
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  4. sun rise

    sun rise "This is the Hour of God"
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    Today it's even easier - no apple polishing needed. Just create a new digital currency related to cats, create a few cat NFTs and let people know on the internet. Money will roll in. Just remember that the cats need their fair share or you're in trouble.
     
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  5. lewisnotmiller

    lewisnotmiller Grand Hat
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    If you employ cats from other regions with...umm...less robust labour laws, it's much easier to pay them a pittance and make hay from their sweat. I mean...maximise shareholder returns.
     
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  6. Twilight Hue

    Twilight Hue Twilight, not bright nor dark, good nor bad.

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    Mix crypto currency with strange animals, and you get a weregoose that lays a golden egg every time it mauls and devours its unsuspecting victims every full new moon.

    Just follow the blood and bring your egg basket.
     
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