They're constantly tempting me with their tight, sexy pants and flamboyant manner. It's hard to stay strong and not give into temptation and end up having anonymous sex in the bathroom of a gay dance club. It's very difficult to constantly make the moral decision to be a heterosexual and not give into my lustful urges.
Well see it all started when Bob wanted to marry Steve and broke up the threesome he had going on with my wife and I. After that things were never the same.
Homosexual relationships emit gaydiation that effects the subconsciousness of married heterosexuals who are exposed to it, causing them to question their commitment to their spouses. You need a gayger counter to detect it.