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The Discordian and the Two WiccansOnce there were 3 pagans who had gathered together to do invocations. The first two were Wiccan, while theAt this, neither of the two Wiccans were enlightened. Possibly because neither one of them liked pop-tarts.
third was a Discordian. They planned to take turns performing invocations, each according to their own
traditions.
The first Wiccan did an invocation and began to tremble. Then he spoke in a strange voice, "I am the hunter and
the hunted. I am light and darkness. I am birth and death. " Then he collapsed to the floor. A few moments later,
he regained consciousness. The first and second Wiccan were impressed that they had received Ancient
Wisdom.
The second Wiccan did an invocation and began to tremble. Then he spoke in a strange voice, "I am the hunter
and the hunted. I am light and darkness. I am birth and death. " Then he collapsed to the floor. A few moments
later, he regained consciousness. The first and second Wiccan were impressed that they had received Ancient
Wisdom
The Discordian said that she might try to invoke her deity if her deity felt like it. But she did not tremble. She
did not speak in a strange voice. She did not even collapse. Instead, she just laughed and laughed in her own
voice. The two Wiccans glared at her. "You lack the solemnity needed to do proper invocations, " one of them
told her. But Eris, who had filled the Discordian, just laughed and threw pop tarts at them and danced out of the
room and giggled, "You can't tell a goddess how to behave. "
From The Charge of the Goddess.Let My Worship be within the heart that rejoiceth, for behold: all acts of love and pleasure are my rituals. And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honor and humility, mirth and reverence within you.